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I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

This is the porn review blog for Sir Rodney, the internet’s authority on porn quality and value.

Sir Rodney is still getting the hang of this blogging thing. Even with horny little elves like Porn Pundit helping, it is difficult to keep the blog up to date. Further discouraging this effort is the paltry traffic these entries get compared to the rest of Sir Rodney’s empire. The main page of Sir Rodney is seen by over one 500,000 unique visitors every month. The blog gets less than five hundred per day. One wonders why we bother, especially when there is a glut of fake bloggery around porn, with every webmaster shamelessly shilling away for affiliate revenue. Most of them don’t write well, and have nothing to say. So many words with the same repetitive message: buy porn from me, buy porn from me.

I’m not sure how or why, but it’s pretty certain that I have achieved a certain level of infamy now that my blog is on Sir Rodney’s blogroll (extremely NSFW)