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Somebody Went To Singapore And All I Got Was Some Phallic Penholder

A delightful gift that costs only SGD6.50, to commemorate your visit to Singapore!

So there I was minding my own business at Mustafa’s, waiting for the cashier to finish calculating how much all the instant noodles LMD has bought would cost - when I suddenly noticed a rather peculiar penholder on my left.

The section I was at, was the gifts for tourist suckas. You know, where they sell all those t-shirts with merlion prints and merlion chocolate candy. Upon further inspection, I realized that

1. The guy on the left was Sir Stamford Raffles.
2. The two round mounds were the roofs of the Esplanade
3. The tower, was the Changi Airport control tower.

Now wait a minute - isn’t the tower like friggin far from the statue of Raffles and the Esplanade? Damn, this penholder obviously has a secret message ala The Da Vinci Code!!! I asked LMD and she agreed that the penholder was suspiciously masculine. So I snapped a photo with my phone, and here’s a closeup of the penholder for your further inspection.

That’s not worth paying $6.50. Those balls are dangerous.

Something we don’t learn in social studies; our founder has got prickly balls.

Would be better if he was thicker.. ahem girth-wise.

Fwah! They got balls to market that man! :)

stubby bearded balls ! Just what I need a the office to put my pens into. Get me one for my next birthday??

Whahaha this is freakin funny!! Da vinci code indeed.