Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Orgasmatones

The industrious Alfie Dennen and his team have put together recordings of women screaming the pleasures of the 500 most popular male names in the UK (complete with bow-chicka-bow-bow background music)

Wow, get this - your handphone rings and a woman starts moaning in throes of ecstasy, calling your name out over and over again. What a great idea, I wish I had thought of it first. This is highly recommended for men who:

1. Have no girlfriend and have to pay for a ringtone of a woman calling out their name whilst simulating a fake orgasm
2. Have serious self-esteem problems
3. Sociopaths who don’t mind exposing the public to indecent sounds in the MRT, bus, shopping malls etc
4. Grew up listening to mommy and daddy screw through the thin walls of their bedroom and now as an adult, have developed an aural-fetish

Mighty Zeus commands that such men have their ass kicked three ways to China, and their phones confiscated to be donated to some poor African tribe with no running water.

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aiyeer….so gross…..
i can only imagine lala-boys selling pirated VCD’s having those ringtones.

I tried to imagine it ringing in the boardroom. EEeeEeeeWWwww….LOL!!!

sex is seriously overrated

Daily linklets 7th July

Move over Kung Fu Hussle, here comes Snow White Hussle. Smile, you’re on Commie camera (via ESWN, who’s got a photo montage example) Experts who support China’s currency position. But China’s currency controls are hitting one group hard: private e…

Um wouldn’t such poor tribe have no cell base stations for the phone signals, and no power to charge the battery?

Oh I see, drop it on the head of one tribesman like in The Gods Must Be Crazy movie? heh