Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

In Your Own Time

Last night LMD came over after her feeble attempts at workingout at her club. We went to this place that was femes for mee sua with chicken/pig spare offal. As I had no fancy for animal spare parts, I order a large bottle of beer while LMD ate hers. The woman ate rather fast, so I was forced to swig down the whole bottle in record time.

After that we went for roti prata, so I could have something to eat. The effects of the beer took their toll on me (I am a bad drinker). Suddenly a Lamborghini pulled up and parked by the road. An old man emerged with his girlfriend who looked young enough to be his daughter.

Shortly after we left, and LMD asked me inside the car why I didn’t diss the old man off like the last time I got high.

The answer is because my house is only 500 meters away. Too close for comfort.

And then I didnt get any studying done because I was high and collapsed into bed as soon as I got home. Shit!

Cowboy, you should have your own sitcom, you dang funny and if it wasn’t dangerous, I’d say you should be high all the time for the entertainment of the rest of us.

Why is it that Singaporeans always say “high” instead of drunk??? Is this slang or normal?

Threez > I’d love to. Can we get a transgender to play Cowboy Caleb? That would really mess with everybody’s minds. Hahhahah.

aneki > Blesphemy!!! That’s the way Mighty Zeus intended it to be…

caleb > i don’t think we have any objection to you playing yourself. Ooopps.. LOL

Aneki: I think over here “high” means after getting intoxicated but before reaching drunkeness where people usually just pass out or are unconcious of what they are doing. High is more of like you know you are alive but you dont know why you do stupid things like what caleb just did.

Caleb: maybe you shld get your best friend LMD To sit with you to study instead of getting drunk.

Who ask you to drink beer?! For the record, I state I had GREEN TEA.

Powerpuff - Ha ha! My baby sitting fees are negotiable.

HAHAHAH!! I am sure for a tyrant like caleb, you will get paid very handsomely *wink*

Eh where’s that mee sua place huh? Got the fried intestine or not?

Cowboy, no need transgender lah. Very out of vogue already — and only Thailand makes good transgenders. Play yourself! Hey this is a good idea … a blogging sitcom! Who can I call, who can I call …

To the High!

Powerpuff - “Tyrant” made me think of Dennis the Menace. And come to think of it, they do look alike, the eyebrows and all. *snigger*