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Nancy Kissel’s Deadly Milkshakes

Simon has a morbid fascination with Nancy ‘Milkshake’ Kissel and has dedicated an entire category on his blog to chronicle the trials (and tribulations) of the murderous bitch.

Let me summarize it for you in case you’ve never heard of the Milkshake Murderer.

1. Wife has an affair
2. Husband finds out
3. Husband forgives wife
4. Wife continues affair, husband hires PI
5. Husband decides to divorce wife
6. Wife spikes milkshake with drugs and feeds it to husband
7. Husband goes into lala land
8. Wife bludgeons husband

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Hemlock is very good on this too!

“The key point is, Nancy could not in any way have done it. How do we know? We’re not going to tell you – you’ll just have to trust us on that. Oh by the way, like most people at Merrill Lynch, Robert Kissel was a violent, drug-crazed sex fiend. How does that prove that she did not wield the murder weapon? We’ll get back to you on that. Meanwhile, will members of the jury please stop giggling and running their fingers across their throats?”

E@L