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Avoid pet names
This especially applies when you’re mentioning your other half (the better half, probably). Avoid saying something like ‘ to my darling ham cheem pang, I love you’. She may like it when you’re cuddling her and whispering it into her ears. But when you announce it to the rest of the world, it’s [...]
While in 1981 for every 1,087 men there were only 1,000 women, the situation has reversed – now there are only 929 men for every 1,000 women.
According to Simon, there are now insufficient men for women to satisfy themselves with in Hong Kong. So if you’re still single in Singapore, and can do the math [...]
English Language Blog Adapted from Sister FuRong JieJie Chinese Blog. Links to Chinese Entries Sometimes Available By Scroll Down to Bottom. Beginning early this year on the Qinghua and Beijing University BBS, a girl named ‘Frjj‘ (Furong Jiejie) began to upload her photos. Accompanying each photo was a brief diary entry.
This Furong Jie Jie bitch [...]
Like the black beans lah you know
Like the Tempe
Fantastic fabulous
Like Chewing gum!
Preetam strikes again – oh just wait till they find out that bundegi really is….
Link
As our guest from Malaysia, Kenny Sia had a backstage pass to the entire event – which he recaps in an interesting read here.
The infamous Cowboy Bar has moved here, and is now powered by Vanilla, a lightweight forums software that looks and feels like the original Google groups we used to use. It is now undergoing evaluation by the Barflies for the next 2 weeks.
If you are bored in the office, and are above 18 years of [...]
Along With That Caffeine Rush, a Taste of Seattle
It looks like a Starbucks. It smells and tastes like one too. Settle into one of the comfortable Starbucks-like armchairs and it certainly feels like the real thing.
Productivity Tips For Avid Blog Readers
How much can you really take in if you are flying through hundreds of posts [...]
invisiblog.com lets you publish a weblog using GPG and the Mixmaster anonymous remailer network. You don’t ever have to reveal your identity – not even to us. You don’t have to trust us, because we’ll never know who you are.
I know many of you envy me because I’m beautiful anonymous. But if you really [...]
(photo taken at Lomo party, Velvet on 27/7/2005 with mrbrown’s amazing kamerha)
I really suck at taking photos. It must have something to do with the way my mind works. Usually, I try to capture the moment, which is to say I want to cram as much as possible into one picture. Obviously that’s a terrible [...]
this photo is mb take with his phone one
Last night’s Lomo party at Velvet was a blast. Cool heineken metal bottles (somehow it tastes different), beautiful people (why were are the guys not mingling with the gals?) and lots of shot-from-the-hip lomography photos on display. Daryl and I were overdressed in our striped shirts fresh [...]
A colleague of mine was telling us through gnashed teeth over a wonton noodle lunch about the divine wisdom of ye eldritch gods. Apparently her dept lost their head a year ago. Since then they’ve been surviving without a head but have been losing their admin staff on a regular basis. Their workload has increased, [...]
Lately I’ve been receiving mail from people who tell me that they are lecturers, teachers and instructors. This comes as a surprise as I’ve always thought that my blog would be perceived as a menace to supple young minds. Turns out that they are interested in harnessing the power of the blog to connect with [...]
It’s confirmed. Sony has been caught paying off radio stations to pimp artistes like J-Lo, Audioslave and Franz Ferdinand(?). No wonder I don’t bother listening to radio anymore and focus solely on music blogs for my ipod. The intarweb must be the best thing to happen to the music scene since napster(sic).
I mean, the [...]
Hafiz went with his family to Johor Bahru for the weekend and had a spot of shopping at Giant Hypermart where they discover that the English Language was being reinvented in all sorts of wacky and amusing ways. There’s even a flickr set of photos for your enjoyment. [...]
Littlemissdrinkalot has tagged me with a shoe meme. A shoe meme? How utterly gay is that? Shoes, are for fops who prance around admiring their feet whilst ignoring the wonders of the world above. This is a woman meme, not a guy meme.
Total number of shoes you own:
Black patent leather shoes for work
Brown sailing shoes [...]
25. That Singapore should try to be the Peanut Hub. Based on the Singapore peanut exchange rate, 1 peanut = S$600,000.
So the $400,000 rebranding exercise for Marina Bay (part of this project resulted in Marina Bay to be renamed… Marina Bay), it only cost 2/3 of a peanut.
From now one, ministers’ salaries will also be [...]
A certain anonymous sent me an email containing a picture of an apparently “very very famous” blogger.
I’m not sure if this is a joke or something. That anonymous could have randomly taken the picture off the Internet and proclaim the one in the picture to be a “very very famous” blogger. Kaoz!
I woke up [...]
Napoleon Dynamite merchandise
What, you don’t know who ND is? Go watch the movie like now!
Japanese Paper Robot Wrestling Leagues
At the age of 10, Tomohiro Yasui began constructing robots out of paper to give form to his fantasy arena of wrestling robot fighters. Twenty years have passed, and he continues to enjoy and explore this solitary [...]
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
My gf is mad at me, because despite all my intarweb skillz, I am unable to gleam any information about chinese weddings. Just yesterday, I made a horrible faux pas because the concept of ‘giving tables to the brides family’ was simply beyond my banana comprehension.
The websites I found on Google are either obscure, written [...]
The heavenly pose known as “The Reverse Bodhisavatta”
Makanguru, the ayatollah of the Cowboy Bar is back, and he’s got an excellent photo of Bunny Steele Linda Chia taken at Bloggers.SG
I didn’t even know the dude knew how to operate a digicam (cars & food are more his thing). I’m not too sure [...]
From time to time, I click on links lead to flash games of my own free will. I’m not a big fan of games. People who play games, don’t have as much time for sex. So when I found this silly japanese game, I spent like nearly 2 hours playing it because it’s like droogs.
The [...]
image from African Safari Journals
Everybody has a different style of blogging. It’s not easy to blog in another voice. The feeling is just strange, as La Idler told me over a spectacular cup of drugs at Tiki Coffee after lunch today. And she’s trying to blog in different styles – “for fun only lah” says [...]
According to the job predictor, my ideal job is as a Kids TV Presenter. What the heow?
Zeus thinks this is bullshit. So does Faith, whom I got this link from.
Earlier in the evening, China abandoned its decade-old peg against the dollar and revalued the yuan by 2.1%, switching to a managed float based on a basket of foreign currencies.
Within the hour, Bank Negara Malaysia also announced that the ringgit’s RM3.80 peg against the U.S. dollar imposed in Sept 1, 1998 has been scrapped with [...]
Explosions in 3 London subway stations and one on bus caused by small bombs!!!
And Wikipedia is already covering the situation in real-time. Page updates as more news and information becomes available. The blogosphere is already covering it as well.
If you have comments on your own blog, or information to share – you can [...]
Fairly freaky animals
If this is fair, I wonder what’s unfair?
Korean Kids: Fuck Japan!
There is no hope for the human race
Man offers to donate penis for odd woman
A man, who wants a sex change, offered to donate his penis to a woman, who wanted to be a man
Psycho Mom
Ask me nicely – this is the scariest [...]
As a precaution, anyone who has log onto their blog (typepad, blogger, LJ), email, tomorrow or any other accounts at Bloggers.SG event, on your own computer or your friends, please change your password immediately!
Xiaxue and Wonky Tonk’s blogs have been hacked. The hacker could have stolen the passwords during Bloggers.SG. Go and change your passwords [...]
I just received this from Xiaxue:
MY blogger and gmail account got hacked. All blogs are deleted, all
3000 emails gone.
I cannot retrieve both passwords because blogger’s password prompt is
sent to my gmail account, and as for gmail, I have no idea why they
are not sending my password to my secondary account.
Please help me to announce this [...]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shorty
It’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s yo birthday
‘Cause you know we don’t give a f87k
It’s not your birthday!
Mock me ah? Har? Make fun of the Cowboy ah? Fucking heow! You wait! Limpeh settle with you by limpeh telling the whole world [...]
Last night, the Barflies opened up a MSN group chat session that was hilarious (bigfuck’s mother, breasts, sex, barffie’s housewarming orgy and sandralicious sharing her private sexxxy photos). Whilst we were chatting, some chick added me to her msn list. After I accepted her request, she immediately messaged me asking me who I was. Strange [...]
Get that man a Tiger!
The official photos of Bloggers.SG 2005 are up! I’ve just finished writing and have posted it. There is a little spot-the-blogger game to play and everybody is invited to contribute their own photos as trackbacks.
link
Bloggers.SG 2005 was a bittersweet event for me.
I watched the event from above in a dark corner, alone by myself, far away from the eyes of bloggers and reporters. As the convention began, I read the hilarious messages on the IRC channel posted by the Barflies on the LCD displays mounted on the walls. [...]
Screw this mysterious blogger shite. You want to solve a mystery? Why not tackle Victoria’s Secret in China? I’m not sure what the answer is because I’ve already forgotten the question.
Today’s edition of Digital Life in the Straits Times has a super special segment on Bloggers Unmasked. They interviewed bloggers like mailorderbride, Threez Frame, Adrianloo, Dominic Soon, Aiyah, SPG, Barffie, Sassyjan, Bigfuck, Kennysia, and cover bloggers on NKF. I think they did a fantastic job writing up this story. Certainly much much better then the [...]
Instead of working today, I decided to do the following because I was having the post-Bloggers.SG blues.
Went to each and every blog that blogged about attending Bloggers.SG and read it before posting a thank-you-for-coming comment. It was the least I could do.
Created a post on Tomorrow.sg asking people to help out with the creation of [...]
I went home and had dinner on Sunday night with my parents.
Dad told me that on the 21st day since the passing of my grandmother, he was sitting in the study room surfing the net reading about Islam (his new best friend is a Chinese-Muslim convert and now his latest hobby is learning more [...]
Hello if you visited me by typing in the URL from the story in the ST.
For the record, I would like state that the Bloggers.SG was not one big yawn. Perhaps you have to be a blogger to appreciate it? I’m not sure what Jeremy Au Yong or Shawn Woo were expecting – Mardi Gras [...]
photo by Leona
Dear All,
Tomorrow will be the day we have all been waiting for – Bloggers.SG 2005.
We, the bloggers of Singapore finally have an official convention to call our own. It makes us legit. It gives us credibility. Through this convention, we are announcing to the rest of the world that we have arrived.
We [...]
Supergolfie and his wife were introduced to me by James at The Long Bar, Raffles Hotel sometime last month. Little did I know that the dude had a blog! Oh that sly devil has started blogging. And I must say, he’s not that bad either.
Sometimes I find myself asking what’s our perception of “value” in [...]
My favourite newpaper, The New Paper has been trying to pretend to be a ‘blog’ for the past couple of months without any luck, but has finally struck gold with the recent NKF hoo-haa.
Their Electric Blog page shows that the ‘blog post’ on NKF has 135 comments!!!
The next most popular post only has 7 comments.
Looks [...]
The language is coarse, and the content is politically incorrect and very unsuitable for the young (which is why I took so long to decide whether to post this), but this Ah Beng blogger and his eloquent rant on the NKF incident, obviously struck a chord with Singaporeans. Judging from the comments left in his [...]
If you scroll down, you may notice a new addition to my blog on the right – an ad for Poznet.
Oh blimey, have I sold out?
Well actually, yes and no. You see, Liquidblade – the server ran by my tribe have been hosted by various companies before. Nearly all of them gave us problems. You [...]
It’s really quite dark tonight…
I just got back from DXO (the venue of Bloggers.SG) for one final meeting with the Tomorrow.sg team. We have finalized everything down to the last detail. We also took a short tour of the place, and I can tell you that it is really awesome in terms of space, layout [...]
The Beevnicks is one rare comic that got me hooked from page one and dragged me into a time blackhole as I could not help reading every single strip from beginning to end. The art is strangely 1950 Americana. Nudity and adult jokes are rampant. The father is a wuss who can’t get any sex [...]
Yuhui has gone the extra mile and made a banner for the upcoming Bloggers.SG convention.
Place this banner on your blog to help spread the word. The html code is provided below:
Cowboy called just as I was finishing, and made me take him to Mustafa’s to buy my birthday present. (Wahahaha) I decided that I rather liked the pink and white Reebok running T, and after trying it on for size, Cowboy then took it to the cashier and paid for it. Aren’t I like, the [...]
Rejoice all ye faithful, the Ah Kong of our blogospshere turns 129 years old today!!! Oh glorious day! Day of great joy and merriment. What a spectacular event!
Happy Birthday mrbrown. Best wishes and may you entertain us for another hundered years more. Go and wish him a very happy birthday on your blog too!
I am gay for hoighty-toighty serif typefaces because I was brought up on a staple diet of children’s books printed in ye olde england. Whenever I see an elegant serif typeface, my mind perks up and I savour the sight.
So if they really are going to roll out the iPod Harper limited edition, I [...]
donated by Lynn Chan
DIY Harry Potter Coins
Watch your Potter crazy friends go nuts (or should I say KNUTS!)
McDonalds employee of the month
Holy batshit, how did he do that????
Porno queen’s mysterious death — murder or suicide?
Mystery surrounds the recent untimely death of Yumika Hayashi, star of over 400 blue movies and a woman referred to [...]
This is the porn review blog for Sir Rodney, the internet’s authority on porn quality and value.
Sir Rodney is still getting the hang of this blogging thing. Even with horny little elves like Porn Pundit helping, it is difficult to keep the blog up to date. Further discouraging this effort is the paltry traffic these [...]
Consecrete your legs and dedicate them to Mighty Zeus by posting a pic of your legs on your own blog. Is this a meme? Probably.
C’mon let’s see some legs now.
This is a continuation of Part 1
Oh, be still my heart and failing commitment to monogomy. It’s not fair that some women should be blessed with [...]
A delightful gift that costs only SGD6.50, to commemorate your visit to Singapore!
So there I was minding my own business at Mustafa’s, waiting for the cashier to finish calculating how much all the instant noodles LMD has bought would cost – when I suddenly noticed a rather peculiar penholder on my left.
The section I was [...]
If you don’t already know, several bombs have gone off in London and the subway has been shutdown. Wikipedia has amazing coverage of the situation, as it did with the Tsunami diasaster. All the news from different sources has been summarized and placed into one page, which is being updated continually.
Link to wikipedia page
Update: There [...]
The Best Clock EVAR
And it’s made by the japanese… why am I not surprised. Awesome!
Kama Sutra For The Single And Lonely (NSFW)
Don’t worry, you can have fun alone as well!
New Prisoners Handbook
Avoid the fagots. Don’t rape other prisoners, and don’t expose yourself. Nobody cares about your prick or your butt and there’s always someone who’s [...]
How do you know you’re dating somebody who’s good for you?
Me: I want to go cycle to the coffeeshop and buy some food but…
GF: But what?
Me: I’m afraid I’ll have an accident and then tomorrow cannot take exam
GF: Huh?
Me: And I want to buy fried noodles, but that might make me sick
GF: And then tomorrow [...]
Consecrete your legs and dedicate them to Mighty Zeus by posting a pic of your legs on your own blog. Is this a meme? Probably.
C’mon let’s see some legs now.
Cowboy Caleb has casual and working legs
As always, mrbrown likes to show off his new shoes
Faith’s legs are all tangled up in blue
Natsu induces foot [...]
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