TNP Goes Gonzo On Local Paedophiles

Right from the start, they would ask May for her age.
May always told them she was 13 going on 14.
Knowing full well May was a minor, they asked to meet up. Almost always, the strangers would talk about sex.
They wanted to know if May was sexually active.
Alright, now this is what I call going f87king gonzo on the enemy. The New Paper actually investigates chatrooms and poses as an underaged female to setup honeypot traps for horny local paedos. As previously declared, if I am ever elected president, paedo’s get castrated and sent to jail to be some old fairy’s girlfriend for 2 years and then executed by lethal injection.
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