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The Cowboy Method: Forcing Concensus

Today I would like to share with you how you can force a person(s) to agree to almost to anything you want them to do.

1. Book a meeting room
2. 3 hours before the meeting starts, go and turn up the aircon to the max.
3. Order drinks. A lot of drinks. And snacks.
4. When you turn up for the meeting, make sure you’re dressed warm.
5. Keep the person chugging drinks and snacks.
6. Beat around the bush for 30 mins.
7. By the 31st min, the person should having aching bowels and be freezing.
8. Now spring the trap and demand he/she agree to what you want
9. Refuse to adjourn the meeting unless they agree. Keep them from going to the bathroom as well.

And FYI, yes - I do this all the time.

Whoa.. You are vicious man. Keke

no lah. I am just a go-getter.

wah, such effective negotiation skills you have cowboy

That’s for guys only lah. For chicks, just dress sexily and ooze personality.

FF > really? *lightbulbs*

u biatch.

next time when aircon room so damn cold, then i know that guy must be YOU! Bitach!

FF is right…

Just dress up, put on makeup and your most gorgeous smile and smooth voice.

and pray hard ur client is a lao kok kok man~ hahahaha

AHahaha ya. Dirty old men are more likely to respond. Younger guys don’t take that much shit from women now. Whatddya think?

I don’t shit from sexxxy women. Am not horny during office hours.