Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

How Can You Wake Up To Discover This And Retain Your Sanity?

I got the shock of my life as I strolled casually (dressed in only boxer shorts) to the kitchen.

There is a old caucasian lady and a young caucasian lady sitting in my hall at 7.45am dressed in swimsuits. Why are they wearing swimsuits? It’s raining outside, they can’t go for a swim.

Hey wait, a minute - just who the hell are they and where did they come from? What the hell???

This entry sounds eerily similar to what the New York Man wrote in his blog before he got murdered. Only yours is by two ang mohs in swimsuits.

eeeeeewwww…. who are they?

cowboy is about to get smothered by 2 ang moh ladies in swimsuits………

As I hear it’s hot in Singapore so the swimsuit is the only option to stay sane. would you rather want them nekkid?

That’s nasty

Don’t tease us leh. How does your story end?

are they too hot to handle? how hot is the younger chick?

mystery solved.

It’s my german housemate’s mom and sis who are visiting Singapore.

thank goodness you didnt say ‘hey, how you doing?’ and end up shagging your housemate’s mum HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

YIKES! Freakish shit this is!