Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Are You Ready For More Online Heroin?!!!

hey Finickyfeline, got no cleavage on this chicks leh

Don’t believe the lies you see on Korean drama serials. The Koreans are a bunch of no-lifers. Despite possessing the most beautiful specimens of the female species on the whole damned planet, they seem to enjoy playing online games more then anything else.

Even worse, they have no rolled out their latest heroin, the online game Shot-Online. Yes, not content with ruining people’s lives with trolls, gay elves, monkeyassrapers and warrior-priests; they have decided that in order to bring about armageddon, they shall have to make us play (can you take it?) a golf role-playing game online.

The game is (apparently) full of lively anime japanese schoolgirls, who like nothing better then a long hard golf stick club. I expect the usual gameplay to be present. Play golf. Win tournaments. Get money. Buy better gear. Screw lively japanese schoolgirl. Play golf. Repeat ad infinitum. Who knows? I sure don’t because I haven’t downloaded it yet. But I’m going to. Because it’s free and I have no life. Maybe you should too?

swing that ass, baby!

Heroin? Or perhaps you mean heroine?

One of them is legal in Singapore. The other is not.

One of my online fantasies is to really meet a korean gamer babe. We will go slay some dragons, and who knows, maybe if I show her my sword, she will show me hers too.

Ruok, if she shows you her sword, you better run far far away.

you really get to do them if you win? Sheeeesh

whoa i also wana download

Hmm.. Let me try that game.

First, the obligatory (although I really mean it): I like your blog, it’s very cool, I know many people tell you this but here’s one more! Now: a very stupid question, please forgive my ignorance… i do not have a blog, but you know, when people read old entries like in your archives and write comments, do you get alerted (in some electronice way) and read those? Or not, since they are already in your archives and you don’t check those anymore? Am quite curious…

How come the first picture looks so Hogswarty?

Ok…having lived in Korea for the past XX years I can tell you that although Korean Babes are hot, they want nothing to do with anything “not-Korean”.

Please define things which are “not-Korean” =)

probably unhot looking girls???