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The Cowboy Guessing Game At Hideout

Ok, I’m going to admit it now.

Yes, I was at Hideout on Friday with brown, miyagi and…… another bloggerwhoshallnotbenamed. Brown did not mention this in his post, because we told him that mum’s the word.

I didn’t know we were going there. Miyagi just sms’ed and said “Tonight go chiong”, to which I replied “wtf, chiong?” because you know miyagi is so old already and oldpipple do not go choing because the next day they will suffer like mad. And I am also old oledi. But then the other blogger whoshallnotbenamed came over to my place at around 10pm, and before we knew it, we were at Hideout by 11pm.

We had a bit of trouble finding the place, because Miyagi (age is catching up with him) couldn’t really remember where it was. But when we finally got there, Belinda the Boss was delighted to see his eminence.

Hideout was nice. The deco was great. The seats were comfortable. The drinks were priced reasonably. The crowd was eclectic. There was a Dj spinning pretty good shite. And the service was excellent. This is the kinda place we could use for BloggerNites (18 and above only).

Belinda asked what we would like to drink (sans the ah kua cocktails) and thus came my first mistake - I asked for a ‘black label with soda’. Then she asked if we would rather have cocktails and I made my second mistake by saying “None of that ah kua cocktail shite for us”.

Then Belinda, who besides being the Boss, also Blogs - started talking about blogging. And when she mentioned Wordpress, I mentioned that I thought it was da bomb although I had confessed not 10 minutes ago that I did not have a blog.

So Belinda, who apart from being the Boss, is also rather Brilliant kinda figured out who I was, and coyly said, “bla bla bla, right Cowboy Caleb?”.

For the rest of the night, I played the part of the dumb, innocent and ignorant bloke. No thanks to Miyagi the asshat who kept trying to give the game away. I’m a gonna git him. I felt rather uncomfortable the rest of the night with the cat out of the bag.

Belinda, if you’re reading this, congratulations - you were right. So now that you know who I am, please don’t tell anybody ok? If anybody asks for directions like short, tall, fat, slim, black label, cognac - please don’t answer. I want to hang out more in your club, and I want to do it anonymously instead of as Cowboy Caleb. I hope you’ll do this as a favour to me.

Oh and Belinda, apart from being the Boss, I think you’re a bloody good Bellydancer as well. I sure as hell had to take a cold shower after I got home from watching your gyrations.

See ya soon!

Very likely I might bump into you someday at Hideout.

Beware!

and never know you met me in the flesh.

Where is Hideout?

What do they have on tap? Not a manly beer place but chao ah gua place I s’pose.

http://www.hideout.com.sg

Belinda can kick your ass anyday…

lovely distorted faces. no one will liken you to anybody else. dont worry! the most you can do is to distort it nicely right? Thanks, i like the “Eye in the Sky”. It’s lovely :)

glad you liked it. I sent you several more.

Scotch and soda? Isn’t that a sin against scotch-anity? =P

Hideout eh… maybe I should go there and hideout too.

wahhhh….censored :-(

*rollingonthefloorcrying*

I so want to bone Miyagi.
Did I say that? My bad.

Nabeh i just asked where the place is. you are biased.

Small, distorted photos. It served its purpose well. :)

P-G > nah, not if you have a long day ahead of you tomorrow. Soda can save your life.

echa > ahaha, post more pics of yourself wearing panties on your head again pls!

wangsifu > nope, you can fantasize about it all you want hiak hiak hiak

ff > I told you what!!! where got biased! You are biased against me.

lancerlord > not very distorted actually

I’m pretty sure how YOU look like.

I know what he looks like and trust me, it’s not what you expect. ho ho ho.

Come on, if I go out and see some guy hanging out with Mr Brown and Miyagi it’s likely to be you right?

Doomed by affiliation.

-Z- what makes you thing Caleb is a GUY?

Muahahahahahahaha!

I had considered that as well, actually.

Yo cowboy… you got it… Mum’s the word :)

I was just lucky - happened to read that post about the jap woman…… *g*

Later…

FF: what makes you thnk that beer is manly?! And I never knew that ‘ah guas’ were smelly……..

I know. Can recognise by his curry pok hair :D

I am thinking of the next episode, don’t worry!

huahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah :)) :P

1. Creative commons licence means you should acknowledge your source of photos, dude.

2. Belinda sussed you out early on, and said ’so, what happened to your bottle at the Japanese pub’, at the very end of your spiel. Good one Bel.

3. Jia lat, you know what? I forgot to put my photos of you ‘private’. Anyone can see. So how?

4. HAhahahaha.

Hey, that photo looks familiar…