Bellydancing Will Save The Population

Oh the wonders of Singapore Community Centers
I got an MMS from mrbrown with the picture above and the message “CC also got bellydancing. Next time you can boogie with Belinda at Hideout“.
So I’m like WTF?!!! And when I posted the photo to my flickr account, an sms from him comes: “Planning a post around my photo ah? I don’t use lame web-based rss reader. My mac reader tells me the instant you update your site and your flickr. Haha”. His eyes damn sharp right? Sharp like a chee-ko-pek hawk. But it got me thinking.
I have realized recently (after watching Belinda’s gyrating booty) that bellydancing is an incredibly sexxxy refined form of seduction dance which incorporates fluid body motions that hypnotize male the eyes and mind. And my intelligent brain deduced that not only was Bellydancing a great form of exercise for women of all ages and strata of society, it was also a great way to dazzle men. Btw, Belinda is also a belly dancing instructor.
And then I saw that there was an email from Yuki of Bellydance Discovery because I informed them last week that they had been tomorrowed:
Thanks Cowboy Caleb, we saw the article and its nice of you to put our pics and information on tomorrow. Well, we have more interesting pics coming up soon from our performances at Superstar Virgo for the last 3 weeks.
Cheers
Yuki
Well actually Yuki, it was Lancerlord (aka Satan) who posted the article and yummy, more pics?
Wow, the whole of Singapore is going Bellydancing. The gahmen should actively promote bellydancing instead of funding loser agencies like the SDU. If anything is going to get the nation reproducing, it’s gotta be bellydancing. Go see it live, it’s bound to light your fire. At the same time it promotes a healthy lifestyle. No more of the Jean Yip, Phillip Wain slimmin center shite. Bellydancing is the real thing.
What are you waiting for ladies, go sign up. You might want to go visit Hideout and ask Belinda how you can get started over a black label on the rocks cocktail.
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