Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

If I Were A Rich Bachelor Man…

With reference to my earlier post, Mandrake has sent me the pic of Miryclay in a skimpy bikini.

My eyes nearly popped out.

You know those ads in the papers, advertising boob enhancement, slimming centers etc? Yeah, that’s what she looks like in the flesh. Perfect tear-shaped mammaries, washboard tummy and3% bodyfat. Days like these, monogamy seems like an impossible dream.

Arrhghghghhg cannot take cold showers in the office!!!

Mandrake, I thought we were brothers. You had this pic for so long and didnt sent it to me until I found out and asked for it. A good friend will do something for you when you ask him to. But a great friend will do it without you needing to tell him. You asshat. Beer is on you.

rich doesnt mean can practice bigotry.

If you hurry, you can still catch the rain.

its all over your cowboy bar now.

i tried offering myself to you once to take a peep of you.

But you turned me down.

A real man is not ruled by the weaknesses of the flesh.