Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Women, They Don’t Really Need Men

Sunday, 8 May 2005 – Me and LMD were cruising in her drunksmobile after supper at Adam Road. Inevitably, I wind up nagging her about her poor rise ‘n’ shine habits. The woman has no self-control dammit!

Why did you wake up at 12.30pm on Sunday?
Because I went to bed at 5.30am the night before
Wtf were you doing?
Well me and my gf’s went shopping. Then we went for drinks.Then we went to G’s place and raided her bar for more drinks.
And then you all had a hot lesbian orgy right?
I wish
(pregnant pause)
I was only joking about the lesbian thing. It’s a joke.
I’m not joking leh.
You mean you wouldn’t mind going down on a woman?
It would have to be a hot woman.
(my eyes roll heavenwards)
I knew it, all women are lesbians
Why don’t you help me find a woman so I can have hot lesbian sex
Ok this conversation is getting weird. Oh look, I’m home! Lemme out of this car!! Bai bai!!!

Maybe she’ll let you watch? Or better yet join in.

OOo….
lesbian sex.

she has to be a hot woman that is clear of yeast.

i can’t get the association of cunt licking and yeast infection apart.

Well i think it’s more like “better to go down on a hot woman than a nasty man” at least that’s how I see it. But I am still a virgin in terms of lesbian sex…really!

Haha That comment about all woman are lesbians can be near to truth, my ex always question my girlfriends and i are we les cos he saw the provocative photos of us. He hadnt seen us clubbing yet…he would not have ask but presume. Anyway nice blog its a pleasure reading it.

oh no, every woman I know is a lesbian!

I need to go talk to my gf tonight and discuss this with her.