Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Oh grossssss

Today is the kind of day where all the links you harvest are disgusting to the point of hurling. The japs have invented a old-lady doll. Complete with anus. Can somebody please translate this page (Safe for work)?

complete with saggy tits too. ho ho ho.

haha comes with a wig too!
it’s a “model” for people to practice on how to look after the elderly… hehehe

Here’s what babelfish translation coughed up for the anally-intrusive image:

Front and back abduction motion of the legs being unrestricted, you open also between the crotch sufficiently. Practice of the excretion help which uses the toilet and the urine vessel of course picking out of the anus flight practice is possible.

If you want to view the rest of the page in English, here’s the Babelfish web add: http://babelfish.altavista.com . Just go there and key in the original URL for the Japanese language webpage.

Cheers! =)

for some reason i find this very politically correct.

maybe old men with problems finding an erection will find this more arousing leh?

now, where’s the male version? haha

Lucky for you I know Japanese.

- Droopy boobs that can extend all the way to her knees
- Doll groans in pain when long hard object is inserted into anus
- Swappable wigs allow you to feel like you are sodomising 2 grandmas at once!
- Please remove dentures from grannie doll before inserting body part in her mouth.

Heh Indian Stallion is very creative. This is, as Fat Fingers says, simply something for nurses to practise taking care of the elderly. The features as listed above are quite boring, really.

- exquisite design with joints that don’t jut out
- reproduces the back-and-forth bending that is characteristic of the elderly
- skin made of strong and easy-to-handle material
- leg joints also move smoothly

Sorry to spoil everyone’s fun :)

i prefered stallion’s version

hur hur hur ~

quite good for the old men i guess :D

They have those dolls since a long time, complete and also in parts for training of operations (like extracting the uterus) or giving birth with all the complete realistic parts. Scaaary, but I guess necessary for training.

ohh i must say, that is mighty disgusting! *complete with fake english accent*

Indian Stallion, you’re almost my idol.

http://www.mitaka-supply.com/02en_models/201m100/index.html

english translation to the site

Quote: “There’s no hope for the human race…”

There is no end to inovation!

Cowboy eats my bread

Hey, you eat my bandwidth hahahaha :P Hey visitors! Hit this link please! *revenge*…

for some strange reason i cannot get the image of the guy poking his finger in granny’s backside out of my mind…

OHH GEEZZ!!!