Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

The Importance Of Monogamy

I’m the Chappaqua blonde, grey eyes, great smile and skin, 115, who was looking for a married man, 40-45, reasonably fit, must send pic etc etc. I found my guy - the exact guy, in fact, that I was looking for from the outset: my philandering husband.

A while back, I blogged about my sudden switch to monogamy in an attempt to grow up and be an adult. Well, I read this article and it scared the shit outta me - so guys it should scare the shit outta you as well especially if you’re married. Women have evolved so much are getting so smart they can actually hatch plots like this and rip your manberries off.

link to scary article

thanks to anantya for updated link!

Men do that, too! My man was trying more as a joke though to contact me througha Jap-Euro site we both visit, but his English gave him away! Fool!!!

words fail me…

ho…ly…shit. i am scared. i will do my philandering now, while i still can, to stock up.

the link’s been taken down, so i found this one http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/41730

Daily linklets 5th May

Today is 05/05/05. In case you miss it, you only need to wait until 06/06/06. Spirit fingers is documenting the after effects of kissing Tom Cruise. ESWN notes another Hong Kong mainstream media outlet trivialising blogs. Self-criticism in modern time…

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…

catching your better half like this is about the most ultimate… the classic part is the picture.
he used their picture… champion
hah*

good one caleb~

Heh…in England, there’s an industry where pretty girls are employed to chat up their boyfriends to test their fidelity. There’s a term for it, but I can’t seem to recall it.

moral of story: Take more cold showers if you’re horny.

no problem. :) thanks for the link too.