To Sir, With Love
Different types of bras
Political Bra: They make mountains out of molehills.
Dictator Bra: They suppress the masses.
Social Worker Bra: They uplift the fallen.
That’s one of the many things I learnt during Mr Yap’s incredible “Effective Leadership Communication” lessons. I still can’t believe he said a total of four “fuck”s and at least two other vulgarities in his entire one hour lesson. Man, I love this guy.
Man oh man, this dude Jup has the coolest teacher in the world. Maybe if I had a teacher like this, then I wouldnt have turned out the way I did. I mean if I had a teacher who wasn’t afraid to utter 4-letter words, I wouldn’t have had to learn them the hard way - listening to rap music.
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