Bloggers You Really Should Check Out part 9

You know I really worry about the future of Singapore. Sometimes yoof from the local universities get sent to me to undergo tribal initiation rituals, and I despair because they seem to be such incomplete human beings with low EQ, no social skills and complete absence of a life outside their books.
And then the High Levels arrived.
It has been one of the tragedies of our generation that many have ignored or resisted the euphoria of Mambo nights. Fret not valued reader, for the High Level Project is pleased to present a step-by-step tutorial detailing some of the easy-to-learn gestures, gestures that have given Mambo nights a unique, and distinctively Singaporean cultural flavour. Once she has acquired the rudiments of these techniques, she will be unquestionably convinced that ‘retro’ and ‘retarded’ are not utterable in the same context.
Gawd, these dudes rawk serious shite! The High Levels are 6 undergraduates/culture industrialists with too much time on their hands. 5 love beer, cigarettes, football,serap women and a good time with all of the above. The last one doesn’t smoke, can’t drink or play football. He loves serap women and clearly they love him too.
Now I don’t worry anymore. With the High Levels around, Singapore’s future is in unsafe paws hands.
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