Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Bloggers You Really Should Check Out part 8

Another local blog has already covered this, but since they have not officially launched yet and I’ve been told that mum’s the word by mrbrown, I’ve decided to plug it myself instead because it’s a splendidful read.

I stole a Nike T-shirt worth $19.75. Said T-shirt was sandwiched between The New Paper that I was carrying. When I walked out the store, 2 men grabbed me by the arms, one on each side. At that very instance, 2 ounces of piss squirted out. My knees turned so jelly that I couldnt even feel them. Those 2 men had to literally drag my sorry ass inside their security office. And believe me, I’m not kidding about the piss. I peed in my pants all right. I was scared stiff and frozen with fear.

Read all about Jordan Goh’s story about how he fell off the path of the righteous and onto another road leading towards shoplifting for the demons of Armani-zebub and Dolceandgabannaroth. His story has a moral at the end. What use is a story if it has no morals? Then it’s not a story. It’s an advertisement liao.

Visit his site here.

Thanks dude.

You’ve made my day. No wait. Make that a whole freaking year!

Cheers.

hmmm what means liao :/

Lucky me I never got caught shoplifting. But friends who were reported the exact same feeling. Except for the pi** maybe muahahaha