A friend enquired about my decision to stay monogamous. He wants to do the same and requested the secret behind my success.
“It’s very simple” said I.
“Imagine your girlfriend performing oral sex on another man’s wang”
He winced painfully and looked traumatized.
I smiled and said “Looks like you’re ready for monogamy. The next time you face temptation, just imagine the same thing.”
Yes, the path to monogamy is a distressingly painful one.
…. -_-;;
What if that doesn’t work ??????????
i think most people would cringe at the thought of it anyway…
Hmm….
for girls leh ?
imagine their guys going south on other girls?
hard.
i dont cringe at that thought…
quite kinky actually.
die. i am destined to have failed relationships.
yups. good method, really.
When is mr. and mrs. caleb free to come by my place for homecooked dinner?
Before 28th April.
Shion > Then you’re not ready for monogamy. Continue sowing your wild oats.
andrian > no way man. 3 years ago, I would have thought it would be a really kinky thing.
jane > no for girls, imagine your guy (with a big grin on his face) getting his wang blown by a supermodel.
powerpuff > yes, maybe I can patent it. When you want us to come? Must invite 1 week in advance due to our terribly busy schedules.
tat’s what i thought, to remain mono. Hehehe
orrr.. looks like 9 wants to share patent with you.
Yes, my side need one week advance notice as well. Gotta buy the ingredients and prepare to masak. Tentatively 22nd?
Hmm.. Safe For Work lah..
well, if only my dar sees the same as you. by the way, do you conduct monogamous classes that i can enrol my dar?
I already did my taxes back in February. Got some serious coin back too…*thumbs her nose up at the rest*
Mhmhmm…well, whether I imagine my hubby doing that to someone else or not, it doesn’t stop me from being a freak of the week.
Mrs. Wang.. you’re the champion!
Hmm.. That sounds like a pretty good idea.
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