Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Eyes Wide Shut

Today I am going to have lunch with the Girl from Ipanema. She called last night and said she would be in my office vicinity so would I please meet up with her for lunch? I couldnt think of an excuse so I agreed.

I do not like having lunch with her. You see, I want to bonk her. I want to bonk her very badly. This is bad because I am not single and available. When I have lunch with her, I have to use my stupendous mind powers to avoid my wandering eyes from admiring her bosom, bum and slender neck. She knows this. I think she wants me to bonk her too. Why else would you have lunch with somebody who has absolute nothing to do with your life or have anything in common with you? These are games that adults play with one another.

I will need to go home early today and take a cold shower.

Just say you have to meet someone else you fool

women… the games they play.
What they don’t know can’t hurt them.

You slut you. Heheh.

Gotta resist temptation man. Haha.

Dont worry, I am the wangmaster of self-control

Hmmm. Well, should i wish you good luck and pray for a bonking miracle to happen? :) Dont get inebriated because you might just bonk her! But still, you have the excuse of alcohol to commit something that’s lingering on your mind!

oi oi lunch time liaos. :P

I wish I could say something about how men are such arses because they want to bonk other women when they’re not single, but I can’t because I’m not single and yet I also want to screw other men. Heh.

Shit happens.

lol what MB said hehe

Hire me to get rid of her.

Ha.

no wonder no one wants to have lunch with me….

Bubblemunche can help you with that. His last post talk about not wanting to die a V.

i can’t wait to read about what happens next in this unfolding saucy drama :-)

how was the cold shower? ;)

I’m home now. NOthing happened. I took a cold shower. Life goes on. I remain a good boy.

Indeed, I can help you with that :) Send her my pic and tell her I’m your ‘partner’ or something :D!

Doesn’t your gf read abt this? Hmmm