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Bachelorhood Sucks Arse part XIIVI

Pringles: $2.20
Yakult: $2.75
Feeling of self-pity that brings a single glistening tear to your eye - priceless

The barflys in my establishment have been going on about how great it would be to have a pad of their own. I deign to disagree. Living on your own sucks ass.

Behold my dinner tonight. For starters, we have pringles. For the main course - pringles. And for desert we have pringles. To enhance the taste of the rather salty pringles, we have a delicate vintage (circa 2005) of grape Yakult to wash it all down.

Such is the fate of a man too lazy to learn how to cook a proper meal, too disinclined to wash up after cooking instant noodles and horridly sick of eating at the same restaurant every night for dinner.


12 Comments

Posted by
Joel
8 March 2005 @ 9pm

You know.. also haf cup noodles mah… =p


Posted by
Fat Fingers
8 March 2005 @ 10pm

wah that’s so not healthy.
You must marry your gf soon! i hope she can cook?

actually cooking is quite fun. i am learning how to cook from my mum now :)


Posted by
Roxanne
8 March 2005 @ 10pm

Why don’t you order from one of those caterers that deliver daily dinners? There are some affordable ones with healthy menus, I think. And you can vary the dishes. One of my ex-colleagues living alone subscribed to one such service.


Posted by
knightofpentacles
8 March 2005 @ 10pm

Mr Microwave is your friend.

Of course, it would still be crappy unhealthy food. But at least it would be hot crappy unhealthy food!

But seriously, the microwave can be a lifesaver. (And tons of amusment with unshelled eggs, LEDs, and CD-ROMs..)


Posted by
Tripleperiod
9 March 2005 @ 12am

Piang eh…so pat-tha-thick.let me know earlier la.
Here are three life lines
1) Aroma cooking - Local food aficionado
2) Cheerkiki - With recipes for your reference
3) - Yours truly where you can find links to the above 2.

Yes…shameless publicity…i know.


Posted by
Mrs. Wang
9 March 2005 @ 12am

Poor thing, you need someone to cook for you. Guo lai! Lai Lai Lai Lai Lai Lai Lai


Posted by
aneki
9 March 2005 @ 1am

…have Powerpuff cook for you muahahaa!!


Posted by
powerpuff
9 March 2005 @ 11am

Aneki, caleb would rather eat potato chips than risk trying my cooking MUAHAHAHAHA


Posted by
9
9 March 2005 @ 2pm

admit it…maybe u juz too lazy to go downstairs to grab a bite. (im like that too…haaa!!)


Posted by
Zen|th
9 March 2005 @ 5pm

I like Yakult. :)


Posted by
umami
10 March 2005 @ 12am

When I was living alone, I used to eat cereal with milk for dinner. At least it is more healthy than junk food.

Anyway, I think I have been away from supermarkets for too long… the Pringles packaging is now different huh?


Posted by
fish out of water
10 March 2005 @ 1pm

“…..Living on your own sucks ass.

Such is the fate of a man too lazy to learn how to cook a proper meal, too disinclined to wash up after cooking instant noodles and horridly sick of eating at the same restaurant every night for dinner.”

I agree totally.
I have the same food though I try to add an apple occasionally to it…..