Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

What Good Is Your Carbo?

11.15pm on a Sunday night. I gaze in horror as I realize that LMD is going to eat all her Roti Prata. However will she live past 55?

Do not believe her story about the events of the night. The fact is that she was dying to get her hands on some carbo. Any carbo. Why, if there was nothing to be had - she might have swallowed a loaf of bread.

Ok I’m kidding. We all love Roti Prata don’t we? Although we know that it’s not helping the Battle of the Bulge in the least.

There I was. A lot heavier thanks to the festivities of the Lunar New Year. I was trying my best NOT to eat late at night. My jeans would thank me for it. My belts would be grateful. But then when a friend comes along and asks you out for Roti Prata, what cunt ya do? Especially when she’s starrrrrving.

You just can’t say no.

I really need some Roti Prata right now. I need my fix tonight. Please give me a call if you’re reading this. My treat this time.

Please!

see, this is off topic, but in once of my recent posts I defended my opinion that men and women *can* and *should* meet for dinner/coffee etc. and you said you don’t meet people from the opposite gender when you have a gf. You said it’s bad etc. etc….now look at ya !!!

I just had prata for dinner tonight! I’m stuffed and satisfied. :)

Where’s the prata from? It looks sinfully divine!

Wouldn’t it have been easier to SMS her?

aneki > hmmm somehow your case is different from mine. For an example, I’m not actually living with my partner. Plus you’re kinda like married in a way to him now in all but paper. Errr is that reasonable?

Zenith > prata for dinner? Poor thing.

anon > Bedok Gardens. You’ll never find it. Nobody knows where it is

FF > I dun like SMS.

WAHAHAHAHA! I’m so sorry, only read your post now. We’ll go for prata soon, ok?

….excuses excuses….nothing but….excuses..busted !

yeah, I agree with aneki.. double standard.

I simply love ‘He Say, She Say’ stories. *Gaydar sounding off in the background*

LMD > I feel like having beer for dinner tonight at Blooies. Hoegaarden for starters, Stout for main and Tiger for desert. How, on or not?

Aneki > wait, I have to go think about an effective comeback to your accusations.

mandrake > you should be the last one to comment on this, asshat!

bubblemunch > yeah, I’m gay for roti prata.

Cowboy - On lah!

Aneki - He cannot resist the charms of my *cough*cleavage*cough*

someone is getting CHUNKY MONKEY