Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Too Bad Baby

Last night I made a sign that read Too Bad, Baby. I want to flash it at people who ask me to do silly things I don’t want to do. For an example:

Asshat: I need to meet you next week so I can audit you
Me: No can do - I’m busy till next month
Asshat:Sorry but I have to finish the audit by 25th of this month
Me: takes out sign and waves it Too Bad, Baby

Other phrases I considered for my sign but didnt make the cut included

1. When Pigs Fly
2. No Chance In Hell
3. No, no, no, no, no
4. Go f78k yourself

Just another day in the office. Dum dee dum dee dum.

Ahahaha… Reminds me of my audit saga from last year. I could have done with a sign like that. Hmmm…

auditors will burn in hell

“Talk to the hand”

I want to be an evil auditor like the ones you have. HEH.

lolz. yeah “Talk to the hand” is a good one, too. I personally like silly internet abbreviations like STFU or something….maybe too rough tho.