Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

My Re-Invented Friend

With beer, any man can be rejuvenated

Last night, I went drinking with a pal whom I had not seen for several months due to some unfortunate events which slumped him into a depression and causing him to cut himself off from most of the world. It was V-day and neither of us had a date so we decided to go drinking at Blooie’s.

When I got down to my lobby, I saw a dude standing by my pal’s car. I wondered who it was. Then I realized that it was my pal. I got quite a shock because:

1) He had lost more then 15 kilos
2) He looked damn fit
3) He looked good in a tight fitting polo
4) His hair style was different
5) Both his ears had large round earrings in them

The asshat had gone and reinvented himself.

It was a good night. We had beer and fries drenched in cheese with chilli. The drunk lady at the next table declaring she was 30 (she looked 45) and her undying love to her terrified dinner partner provided us with plenty of entertainment.

Well, at least with that drunk lady, you have an entertaining night.

>With beer, any man can be rejuvenated

And apparently, these

alcoholic monkeys think the same thing. :)

i wana see!

SD? I know things started to get rock and roll when he got a tiger tattoo, so that’s my guess :)

You go to Blooie’s too! The food isn’t great, but the ambience and Hoegaardens make up for it. But a strange place for drunk lady to have her V-Day date ;)