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My new housemate

Last week, my landlord knocked on my door and told me that we had a new housemate.

I rented the room out to another German dude

Another German guy? Where do you keep finding them?

Anyway there’s a catch.

What’s the catch?

I think he may be gay?

What makes you think that?

You’ll see.

I’m A-Ok with German people. After all, the last one was a blast. But the landlord wasn’t sure if this one was straight. Will a gay german be as fun as a he-slut german?

Why am I blogging this now? You must wonder why I didnt blog this when I got the news.

Because I just watched American Idol and Twilight Zone on the telly in the hall with my new German housemate. I got to spend some quality time with him. His english sucks. I wonder if he really understands a word I say. He is a huge guy that looks like Nicholas Cage with George Michael’s haircut. Maybe that’s why the landlord thinks he’s gay.

And then there is this other huge arabic looking guy who appears to have moved into his room. I mean he just appeared out of thin air. He doesnt speak a word of English. Are they lovers? Are they related? Are they just friends? WTF?!!!

Stay tuned for more updates.

Well you will know something’s going on when u hear the walls shaking at nite….

i hope you lock your door when you sleep hehe

haha another german dude ? wow. Well does his bodylanguage imply possible gayness? Or his way of talking? Or is he too hot to be straight?

I hope you’re not gay hahahaahhahah *j/k* :P

pushlog > i live in an old bldg. The walls are solid concrete. Can’t hear shit.

ff > hehe I don’t!

aneki > I think he’s the manly type of gay. Nobody knew Rock Hudson was gay right? Hey wait, I don’t know if he’s gay yet!

echa > I am 100% not gay

unfortunatley you have two wooden doors in your room.

no, one is made of plastic. The one that leads to the bathroom.

wah housemates? u rent a unit by itself? be very afraid if u hear grunts outside your locked door…heheheehe

i’ve got a gay housemate, and he’s right next door to me. My walls are partitions, made of wood or some crappy composite. :(

hey i was just joking ;) i know you’re not

You guys are gonna be so happy together :)