No Self-Improvement Here, Today

Self-improvement is masturbation
Today Mandrake asked me out for lunch. He is currently based smack in the middle of the CBD so we had to have lunch somewhere near Change Alley.
I did not realize that there is now a underground shopping center now. We wandered around looking at the cafe’s which were 100% packed to the brim. Finally we decided to have lunch at Burger King. Mandrake lost at our little game of rock-paper-scissors so he had to go queue up and buy the meal.
I think among all my friends, Mandrake and I have the least interests in common. The only things we share a common interest in are pron, 24 (Jack Bauer) and books.
But among all my friends, the only other person I know who actually reads for entertainment is Mandrake. So after lunch, we went to a bookshop and slagged all the authors we detested and heaped praises on those we liked.
This bookshop we went to had a strange section labeled ‘SELF-IMPROVEMENT’ on a bright orange label but was filled with science-fiction books. Lol. Maybe sci-fi makes you smarter!
(no, that’s not mandrake in the pic above, just some dude who happened to be in the way of the shot)
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