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No I don’t want to have your babies

JENNIFER Aniston reportedly knew her marriage to Brad Pitt was over when an eleventh hour attempt to rescue the frazzled relationship failed. Fearing she had driven away her hunky husband with her refusals to start a family, the Friends star planned a special 41st birthday surprise for clucky Brad last December.

Note: All opinions expressed are my own mcp views.

Braddifer is no more. They are getting divorced because Jennifer wasn’t ready to have Brad’s babies.

My understanding is that men generally do not want to get married. We don’t get hitched, we get trapped into a corner and then we get forced into getting married. When we generally do get married of our own free will, it’s because we’re ready to start a family.

Telling a man that you don’t want to have his kids is like saying all of the above all at the same time to him.

1) I don’t love you enough
2) I love me more
3) You’re not good enough for me
4) I don’t care about what you want
5) Your DNA is no good

Rumours had been further fuelled by suggestions Brad had grown increasingly close to his Mr and Mrs Smith co-star and Tinseltown sex-goddess, Angelina Jolie. Its thought the wannabe-dad admired the generous-lipped star’s ability to combine a successful movie career with being a mum to her adopted Cambodian son, Maddox.

Obviously they could afford to have 50 kids and still not go broke. So what’s the real story here? Let me explain in guy talk by re-enacting a possible conversation between Brad Pitt bitching to George Clooney about Jennifer.

BP: She doesn’t want to have kids, George…
GC: What’s her excuse?
BP: Says it’ll mess up her career if she has kids now
GC: It’s always about her isn’t it?
BP: George, I’m 41 years old. I feel old.
GC: She’s such a fucking princess
BP: What about what I want?
GC: Yeah, dude!
BP: I’m like if we have kids, I’ll quit acting
GC: She’s so selfish
BP: You know, Jolie has a bunch of kids, and still works
GC: Jolie’s the bomb
BP: Sccccwhhiinggg to that!

sheesh, that’s true for both sides though. Can’t tell a woman who wants kids “no” and expect her to stay with you forever.

women want kids, men want little versions of themselves running around.

caleb v2.0

I’d pick Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston too. Lara Croft can hold my jewels anytime …

*slaps self awake*

czm > nah, i’ll stick to Cheung Man

I guess Brad Pitt had enough. After finally waiting and waiting for Jennifer to finish Friends so that they could start a family, she turns around and refuses to have one.

That’s not how relationships work.

I am still so gutted at their marriage ending. Why why? Now there will be no more beautiful couple sightings in beautiful clothes at awards shows!