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Party Ends with a Y?

After one of the longest days of my life, i return home to find there is a party in the house. My german housemate is returning to Germany tomorrow and this is his farewell party.

So my landlord doesnt allow me to cook dinner. I eat currypuffs and drink beer for dinner.

i cannot take a bath. ppl might hear me scrubbing my balls of steel

Why dammit why today?