Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

He’s just not that into you

1. He’s Just Not That Into You if … He’s Not Calling You. (”With the advent of cell phones and speed dials it is almost impossible not to call you. Sometimes I call people from my pants pocket when I don’t even mean to.”)
2. He’s Just Not That Into You if … He’s Not Asking You Out. (”Sadly, not wanting to see you in person is massive as far as dating obstacles go.”)
3. He’s Just Not That Into You if … He’s Not Having Sex With You. (”Get a big red crayon. Color in this flag. You’ve just made a big red flag. Good, because that’s what a man not wanting to have sex with you is.”)

All women need to buy this book. Oh yeah. Then men would have better lives.

this book shld have been published like 5 years ago. it woudl have helped me.

No. 3 is not really correct. A man could be not really into a chick but might still wanna get into her pants.

Powerpuff > well now you dont need it already

FF > i think you really really need to get this book immediately.

I could have written this book man.

I remember Sex & the City devoted a whole episode to this concept.

But y’know, for some, all it takes is for one woman to successfully con an unsuspecting guy into a ring… then all your protests are just a sign that you don’t know a good thing when it lands in your lap.

Ooops. I see the article mentions the SatC link.

Methinks it’s tougher for a guy to tell whether a girl is into him or not.

courly marly > no, the lucky woman who gets the ring just happened to catch the guy in a moment of weakness

FF > if she swallows, she loves you. Haha.

Caleb you are gross.

Few weeks back they had the author on a radio show I listen to on my way to work, I was really laughing all the time. The book is more or less written for those damsels who just don’t get it, even though it’s so obvious. Some men should read this book, too coz a lot of it is true vice versa!

That’s what I meant Caleb…. but that some people will forever be blind to that reality, and believe otherwise. Sometimes it amazes me that there are ANY married men at all. Hahaha.

aneki > yes, a lot of common sense things seem to be uncommon

FF > obviously you havent found the right guy yet judging from your response.

courly marly > men dont really want to get married, they just get forced into it.

When I get down to writing a book about MCPs and their silly notions I’ll send you an autographed copy. FOC.

men marry when they just want that “status” to seem more stable (viewed by his career-affecting people) and when they feel like having kids.

=/ quite true.

FF > I’ll ram the book down your virgin throat! Haha!

powerpuff > taht’s also possible

evie > you of all ppl agree?

i sworn off men already.

yeah, men suck.