Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Demotivation Incorporated

Last night I went to the gym and saw this tall skinny white guy bench 180. The astounding thing is that he didn’t look very strong or muscular. This had the profound effect of demotivating the rest of the men in the surrounding area. It was like everything we did from that point on was futile because the skinny white guy just benched a hundred and eighty fer murderf87king’s sake.

I decided to go and swim instead. There was this very pretty (Cheung Man type) lady in the pool. She was walking backwards inside the water. While I enjoyed watching her errr… bosoms bounce - the ripples she was generating were upsetting my swim. I did about 20 laps and then LMD called to ask for dinner.

After dinner, she kidnapped me and forced to have a drink with her at Mel’s Place (formerly known as Bojangles Parkway). I did not want to drink. What’s the point of going to the gym if you drink? I ended up drinking like half of my yeasty german Erdinger.

It’s just one of those days.

What’s up with all your sex cartoons? Methinks you need a lil something more than yeasty beer. Hur hur. I so funny.

pounds or kilograms?

I did not kidnap you. And I helped you practice your Cantonese. Now tell me where I can find one of those little men with helmets.

FF > you must try to look beyond the surface of the cartoon and see the underlying message it is trying to convey

Ivan > kilos

LMD > your cantonese sucks. those little men are actually smurfs, so you gotta ask gargamel.

When you are in HK, you can go to Elizabeth House in Causeway Bay to ogle at this gigantic slimming centre billboard featuring Cheung Man. The neckline on her costume is so low, I’m surprised there have been no traffic accidents there.

czm > I worship Cheung Man. She’s too gorgeous for this mundane world.

Yeah, I understand the message behind it. Use protection even if it’s DIY!

Caleb : http://www.modernbeautysalon.com/slim/html/HKC/home.htm

so how much can you bench press??

Hahhaa.. dickhead!

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