Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

My traumatic train ride

Today in the train on the way to work, the rush hour crowd was pretty massive. I stood behind this office chick who was ready a book entitled Blue Skies. Being very bored and sandwiched between too many people, I decided to read over her shoulders.

To my surprise, it was one of those bosom-heaving type novels. The page she was at was graphically explicit.

Graham slid his hands down her silky thighs and stroked the furry mound between her long slender legs.

To my horror, the chick’s face was turned rosy red as she read it. Then she started squirming. I realized, damn - she must be aroused and wet down there or something.

As soon as there was room in another section of the train, I slid away as far as possible from LittleMissReadsPornOnTheTrain.

Yuck. Yuck. Yucks.

eh ? I would have bet this kind of stuff turns men on !

come on, I bet you have read some rather explicit materials in your life time =)

I prefer movies or pictures.

A picture paints a thousand words.

u are so naive. most girls you see in public reading those romance novels.. THATS WHAT THEY ARE READING (AFTER) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH….

oh so powerpuff must be one of THOSE GIRLS LAHHHHHH

Furry mound? Perhaps she had a shih tzu sitting on her lap and the guy was just stroking it.

hairy abalone

EEeeewwww….

(was she a hot chick?)

Caleb you keep refreshing your blog ah? All your comments are 1 or 2 mins after ours.

HAHAHA. So funny!

simon > a bit hot

FF > because I am writing new stuff. Each time I save, I see new comments and I respond. Nothing escapes your all-seeing eye hoh, Sauron?

LMD > so scary

you know why he moves away.. coz he scared he was poking her..

you must excuse me, for I am the Iron Wang.

Mandrake so funny. Haha.

funny like spider

LOL. Blue Skies eh? Should check it out.

such an innocent title..

Abalone! That’s it! I’ve always been wondering where I had seen that thing!

I’ve gotten a few stares from strangers when I read a book titled “PORNO!” which was actually very innocent and nothing like “Blue Skies”. Geez….the quietest girls do the kinkiest things.

Hey you sound so chaste! All romance books sure to have some steamy scene what!

fuck lah caleb. i dont read romance novels. my ex colleague did . that’s how i learnt about it.

aiya i dont need to find job already, go write trashy porn novel will do

big audience out there plus it must be fun writing such things