Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Moon My Arse

This evening there is a mooncake party. I will not be attending. I think mooncakes are overpriced diabetic time bombs that look like cow dung. Once upon a time, a woman made me walk all over Singapore with her to buy mooncakes for her f87ked up brother who would be arriving in Singapore the next day. I had to eat nearly 12 mooncakes before she made up her mind. When I protested, she hinted that I would be sleeping on the couch and not getting any luvving for at least a week if I didn’t cooperate. So this evening’s party is out of the question. Besides, mooncakes, lanterns and whatelse is so bleedin gay.

Damn I hate the mid-autumn festival.

Here are some good looking mooncakes.

Was that in Malaysia?

you want some mooncake?

Now I want to eat the purple mooncake.

now you remind me..why do women threaten guys with sleeping on the couch? If I’m the guy I don’t think it really scares me.

evie evie… so young, so innocent.

so fricking blur

what for taste so many mooncakes? mooncakes all taste almost the same wat.

yeah, couch couch lah. If you sleep in the same bed and the girl is cold towards you, i think it’s nicer to sleep on the couch actually.

yeah, couch couch lah. If you sleep in the same bed and the girl is cold towards you, i think it’s nicer to sleep on the couch actually.

Are you sayin’ I’m gay? Are you? Man.. am I pissed.. Man…Mooncake is gay? Dude.. now I have to hide myself when eating that thing! Damn! All bcuz of that byiach!

i just dun geddit.

I don’t like mooncakes with the yokes. EEeEeW!

WTF! Mooncakes ROCK! Of course, they make your ass big; but my name ain’t da pi gu tai tai for nothing!

I think they look yummy. But so small ! Need to tke shovel to eat several ones at once.

I like the ice cream mooncakes from Hagen Daaz.