Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

A Female Distraction

Went to the gym during lunchtime. Am lifting weights with all the other guys. We’re all minding our own business. Suddenly, a female intrudes upon the weights section. This is rare. Women do like entering our zone. The sight and sound of men versus iron is not something to be cherished.

She wore her hair short. Decked in a skin tight adidas bikini top and pants, every single curve of her body was apparent to us. It didnt help that she was drop dead gorgeous in an athletic way as well. She skipped over the weight bench and started lifting dumb bells.

We’re all disoriented. Unable to concentrate on lifting with our usual mental concentration, the sound of weights falls to the ground became frequent. We lost form and grace as we gazed at her from the corner of our eyes. One guy almost died doing a benchpress because he forgot to keep pushing.

Damn, gyms should not be unisex.

Close your eyes lor.

Actually doesn’t make you all more competitive ??
To seek attention from the girl??

You suck in your beer gut and try to bench press twice your body weight ??

yah and you lost weight more.. while feeling competitive. pushing yourself to do things you normally cant do

No babes in spandex = no motivation

ok … this is the time for you to show and train your “REAL” assets.

Haha, it’s different from my observation where the guys actually seem pissed once a female person enters the weightlifting area and blocks one bench cause “they just play around and not work out for real”, as they think