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Caleb & Takhisis Go To Watch ‘Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle’

Have you ever had a White Castle burger? They are foul. The bread is cheap. The servings of burger patty are pathetic. You need to eat at least 5 of them to be remotely satisfied. They are called ’sliders’ because they slide down the throat - being small and cheapo and all that.

Which makes me wonder why Harold and Kumar are so readily taken in. Anyway the entire movie is about them trying to get to White Castle to eat burgers sliders. Along the way, they smoke a lot of weed, almost get laid several times, get conned into a foursome with a freak and his wife, get racially discriminated against, have their car stolen by Doogie Howser MD and many many more fun but entertaining shit.

Harold and Kumar are two asian geeks who f87k maryjane on a regular basis. This movie is a triumph of american immigration policy. Bravo. To those who are about to shit their pants laughing, I salute you. The ending is awesome. I could rewatch this movie several times.

Note that the director’s last movie was ‘Dude, where’s my car?’ and there are many hidden references to it in this movie.

I give this movie 5 out of 5 wangs.

Note: After watching this movie, I had a tremendous craving for burgers, so we went to the Hard Rock Cafe Singapore for dinner. The classic HRC cheeseburger portions have been drastically reduced to asian sized servings. There was a band playing, but the acoustics were rotten - could not make out the words to what they were singing. Lucky the service is still world class. HRC seems to be sliding down the food chain.

Ah yes, Harold & Kumar had me larfing very loud loud. So farny, sometimes laugh so loud cannot hear the next lines. Heh. “Look! Those two guys look like a lamer version of ourselves!”

Jellygirl > this movie totally erased my monday blues… but Takhisis says I am a little like Harold in behavior and looks then I wanted to go kill myself.

John Cho is cute.

Hehe, not so bad what. Sure, Harold was a bit of a loser but he got to snog the hot chick in the end! Can’t be all bad!

John Cho is a wuss. Yes, he snogged the chick, but he wont get the chick because we all know the next movie will be ‘Harold and Kumar goto Amsterdam’.

Kumar is cute, and he has a very large wang with trimmed pubes. The chicks dig him. I AM THE IRON WANG.

Yeah, chicks who excel in battleshit galactica!!!

I am watching this tonight. It better be five wangs good.

LMD > also can lah. I dun hide in washrooms. Dont ask, don’t tell.

FF > good for you. Tonight please write a review as well.

Harold and Kumar rocks! What did I tell you. I heard there is White Castle in Malaysia.

yes there is.

white castle sucks big time.