Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

With Or Without You Eggs

I wonder how the current egg crisis will affect the youth of Singapore. I mean cmon, without eggs they would not have enough protein to grow up strong and healthy. 10 years from now, will more kids wear glasses because they did not eggs?

Foodsellers are omitting eggs from their dishes. Eggs are now off the menu because they cost too much and are scarce to be found anywhere. Last night, I visited my grocery shop only to be informed that there were no eggs for sale. So I went to the NTUC supermarket and was told that I had to spend a minimum of $10 to purchase an $8.50 pack of ‘Farmer Brown’ eggs. Miffed, I went over to Giant Hypermarket (notice how I shop at small shops and slowly progress upwards the supermart chain?) and lo and behold there were NO EGGS FOR SALE.

THERE ARE NO EGGS FOR SALE IN SINGAPORE!
THE SHELVES ARE BARE
BARE LIKE PICS OF COMMUNIST RUSSIA GROCERY SHOPS
IS THE GAHMEN LISTENING OR NOT?

I just had my breakfast. In order to get my eggs, I had to purchase a $4 american breakfast from Secret Recipe. This is not even remotely funny.

Love Secret Recipe’s cakes. Even better that my friend has got family discounts.

I’m not a big fan of their cakes. I think cakes at Cheese cake cafe are better.

I have five eggs left in the fridge. You can buy them at a special dicounted rate of $2 each. For my blogger pals only.

I can ***buy*** them?

So **kind** of thee.

what’s with the asterisk asterisk asterisk? How rude!(in jar jar binks voice)

i can courier eggs to u people…
$1.00 per egg. Price does not include courier charges and service charges.

Does it include insurance in case the eggs break?

Now I got mega sale. Buy 4 get 1 free. I will deliver personally and cook for you.

shorty > cannot, will be stopped by customs. No malaysian eggs allowed into the country.

FF > YOu can cook?!! Hahahaha. Later die of salmonella poisoning.

SHUDDUP!

yeah lah tell me to shaddup because you have eggs and I don’t. Exploitation of the poor by the rich, that’s what this is!!

REFORMASI!!!

Turn to other types of eggs la… duck eggs, quail eggs.

ohh i love quail eggs in my porridge

quail eggs high cholestrol