Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

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I have a friend called Mayfair. She is sick of work. The very mention of the word sends her into a severe depression. So in our conversation last night, we had to change any mention of the word ‘work’ into ‘fuck’ — otherwise she would be too sad to chat.

Caleb: Tomorrow is my day off. I won’t be fucking.
Mayfair: I will be fucking. So depressing
Caleb: Dont fret. I’m sure you do fine at fucking tomorrow
Mayfair: I don’t want to go and fuck tomorrow.
Caleb: Well everybody else will be fucking so how?
Mayfair: I fucking hate fucking.

i wana die fucking

I’m fucking good at the moment!

I perform very well while fucking !!!

If working = fucking, then no one would wanna fuck!

have to wake up so early to fuck everyday. so tiring.

Your friend is really called Mayfair?

Lol, you guys are on a roll with fuck jokes.:) I simply can’t think of a good one dammit.

I so sympathize with your friend ! Fucking sucks, especially when there are all the other fuckers bothering me.

Hello there!

Here’s mine.

While i was fucking, i took a short break, took a few left and right turns, and voila! I found your site, which is fucking! Not like mine, which doesn’t seem to fuck the way I want it to.

I wish i can stop fucking, like now. Cos fucking really sucks at the moment. Esp when i have to fuck with lawyers. Nonetheless, I look forward to the next day when I can fuck and get fucked like a madman. When will they stop?

I know, i really fuck too hard sometimes, but ah well, that’s fuck. I think i can fuck on and on, but i have to call it a day. Tired. Lah.

p.s. don’t mind my verbal diarhoea. Ha!

p.s.s. I stay in Tmn Maju Jaya. I wonder if we actually know each other.

Well my boss did tell me if I do not fuck well enough I will not get a raise because my fucking performance won’t look too good on the fucking paper. Bosses don’t really fuck anyway, they just get paid to watch over us fuck and make sure that that we’re not wasting our time doing other things other than fucking, and call us to meetings where we waste good hours when we can do much more fucking away. At our desks.

I used to be very sensitive to the word “WEIGHT”. I get hysterical and upset when people venture into the topic.