Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Drama/Sandiwara : The Lost Programmer

My contract programmer has gone missing. After months of abuse at the hands of my boss, I think he has finally decided to run away.

He was on mc yesterday. Today nobody has seen him. He is also not picking up his hp. This is not like him at all.

Shit. There is a truckload of work pending him. Not to mention his completed work which has errors.

Oh no blimey f87k me silly.

In other news
SD came to see me at midnight yesterday.

Come downstairs bitch. I am below. We can go for tea

Turns out SD who is currently on reservist has been promoted to Tank Commander. Now he gets to wear a cape and sit on top of the lead tank. He also gets to say Autobots roll out.

This is good news. In the event of war, SD can be like Rommel in WW2 and be the last one to die. He claims to be in despair over this promotion but I know he is secretly delighted. Now he can send the faggots in his company to their deaths. He gets to choose who lives and who dies. Oh yeah baby yeah doimakeyourandy?

I know a Tank Commander leh. He is my velly velly good freng.

we all need superman.

have u been drinking again?

i am very sober. I mean, we all need superman (and his red spandex) don’t we?

errrr what?

Maybe she’s referring to SD as her superman.

What? Eww. No I was referring to the poor soul who can’t manage the workload.

er … what crap. There’s no such rank as Tank Commander :D

wtf is tank commander?