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  • Where were you when the lights went out?

    Last night, I had dinner with SD. After that, we went to buy me some new pillows and bolsters. I went home looking forward to a splendid state of rest with improved REM and all that jazz.

    Then the lights went off suddenly at about 10.30pm. My landlord and I came out and stood on the balcony as we realized in horror that it was pitch black.

    Maybe Perhaps Could Be A Terrorist Attack!

    We had no candles, no torch light and nothing to do. So we sat down in the dark lounging on the living room sofa while I played my guitar.

    Let’s sing ‘Can you take me high enough’ by the damn yankees
    Err.. ok but I don’t know the chords, and there’s no internet
    Let’s go to Orchard road and visit a KTV.
    Dude, the lift isnt working… you wanna walk down eleven floors?

    The worst part was that there was no more air-conditioning. It was so warm that we stripped to our underwear and lay down on the floor.

    Dude the power must come back soon.
    Why..?
    There are many ministers’ concubines living near us here. They cannot endure this kind of suffering
    That is so true

    The cell phones were unusable because people were jamming the lines with frantic calls and sms’es.
    Our favourite broadband provider SCV Maxonline went dark
    People got trapped inside lifts when the power died. Firemen couldnt get them out because they didnt have the keys.

    My fav:
    Nobody went looting the stores. How amazing. Instead ppl sat down at coffeeshops and played with sparklers.

    Singapore is not a third world country. Shit like this is not supposed to happen. Civilisation as we know it broke down because the power got cut off. Imagine what would have happened if this went on for more then a week?

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    Read about it

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    24 Comments

    Posted by
    wackyqueen
    30 June 2004 @ 9am

    i was chatting halfway with u online


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 10am

    clever girl. That’s exactly when the power departed from singapore. Maybe it’s your fault, you jinx!


    Posted by
    wackyqueen
    30 June 2004 @ 10am

    yeah i am a witch


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 10am

    you are so powerderful.

    Your powder extend all the way from Malaysia to Singapore to Indonesia.


    Posted by
    picolo
    30 June 2004 @ 10am

    it is the END of the WORLD!!!!
    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!


    Posted by
    wackyqueen
    30 June 2004 @ 10am

    run to where wor


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 10am

    run to the end of the world to escape from the end of the world??

    wait, that doesnt make sense.

    Wacky > don’t use too much malenglish/singlish. Too many ppl here are from other countries. They have no idea what you mean.


    Posted by
    wacky
    30 June 2004 @ 11am

    okay, where can we run ?
    since the world is ending


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 11am

    run to the spaceship.

    Last one there gets left behind.


    Posted by
    powerpuff
    30 June 2004 @ 11am

    think u guys got issues….


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 11am

    powerpuff > you obviously had electricity last night


    Posted by
    evie
    30 June 2004 @ 1pm

    I wasn’t affected. lalalala~


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 1pm

    evie > carry on gloating… you’ll get yours soon… >:(


    Posted by
    evie
    30 June 2004 @ 1pm

    they wouldn’t want to fuck up my area as many ministers stay around here. Hehehe too bad =pp


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 2pm

    my area only have minister’s mistresses


    Posted by
    Mandrake
    30 June 2004 @ 2pm

    I only have minister’s wards.


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 2pm

    cause you live in the bloody west.


    Posted by
    powerpuff
    30 June 2004 @ 3pm

    i had a blackout too


    Posted by
    evie
    30 June 2004 @ 4pm

    *laughs at caleb+mandrake*


    Posted by
    Mandrake
    30 June 2004 @ 4pm

    Laugh what laugh?


    Posted by
    caleb
    30 June 2004 @ 5pm

    people who live next to ministers can afford to laugh.


    Posted by
    powerpuff
    1 July 2004 @ 2pm

    i shld marry a minister or a son of theirs


    Posted by
    Le Idler
    1 July 2004 @ 3pm

    Gee! Everyone seemed to get a blackout but me.


    Posted by
    Abu Nene
    3 July 2004 @ 8am

    Funny, I could have sweared the blackout occured due to an influx of South Asians from Serangoon Road.