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Monogomy Gene Found

Scientist have found the gene for monogamy. By largely ignoring the fact that AIDS and cancer cannot be cured yet, they have successfully diverted considerable funds and effort into the study of male wang mastery. By doing so, women of all walks of life can secure their future mental health by subjecting their husbands to genetic fidelity tests. If the unlucky bastards fails it, then the monogamy gene will have to be implanted into him.

But I’m not opposed to this - in fact, I’m all for it.

Infidelity is a lose-win situation, with the man usually on the losing end. Let’s review this.

Pros of Infidelity
1. You get laid alot
2. The men are in awe of you because of (1)

Cons of Infidelity
1. It’s expensive
2. It’s tiring
3. It’s a mindfucking exhaustive exercise
4. Divorce reduces 50% of your net worth

The cons outweigh the pros ergo where can I sign up for a monogamy implant?

Imagine what men could accomplish if getting laid was not constantly on their minds. We could find more time and focus on more important things like playing more football, drinking more beer, scientific adventures, research etc.

Note that I don’t think this monogamy implant would work on gay men. They’re all skanky sluts.

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i also want one of those implants. I can’t help but twisting my neck around looking at other men, dreaming, thinking about them all day and night.

i also want one of those implants. I can’t help but twisting my neck around looking at other men, dreaming, thinking about them all day and night.
BTW what’s up with Angrybeaver ? His blog burned down ?

those implants are male only!

Beaver is skulking around thanks to Euro 2004.

I dont need that implants for myself. I like being infidel. I do not trust men a single bit, therefore I do not feel guilty that I lust for different men every single day.

powerpuff > yes, you’re an infidel allright. Lol. Heretic. Unbeliver. Munafiq. The sun dun shine on you.

Kill the infidels! Slit their throat! Videotape it and host in on liquidblade!

I lust for G openly. I believe I’ve inherited my dad’s genes. Hehe! I won’t want the gene, just like powerpuff.

yah.. we were given the power of choice. I chose to be infidel!

I’ll buy that for a dollar!!

I think powerpuff doesnt know what infidel means.

Infidelity is good. It’s only sane to do so.

hallo infidel and infidelity are not one and the same ok everybody?

Powder up your england please ok thank you.

Did I get it wrong?

Fidel castro? Heh.