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I Stress, Therefore I Blog
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Right now I am feeling very stressed in the office so I will blog to release some of my stress before it gives birth to a monster headache.
During lunchtime today, I yanked SD and Mandrake with me to the Sim Lim square. But this story is not about how Mandrake bought a lot of techie shit which of course is of no interest to anybody. This story is about how we sat down for lunch and wondered if today was some sort of bank holiday because women with ample bosoms kept walking by us. Mandrake was visibly distressed and I could not bear to look at his pants because he might have already erected a tent, good boy scouts being always prepared to stand at attention and all that.
I casually mentioned that actually women blessed with large mamaries were not particularly desirable in my book. After all they (the tits) are heavy, get in the way and for goodness sakes - how will they sag at age 50? In my humble opinion, women blessed with B cups were the best.
According to Mandrake, If they sag too much, just sling them over the shoulder. SD just sniggered and said nothing.
No judgement people, no judgement.
Today after work I will go collect my remaining stuff at my old place and then try to finish unpacking tonight. But if I can get the broadband working tonight, then I will have to work till dawn… sob sob.
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