Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

The Nether Regions

Today during lunch, I hit the gym. I think it’s ok for me to stretch my lunch hour for 2.2 hours. After all I do work from home after hours and on weekends. Considering the no of hours I work a week, I probably earn the same hourly wage as a McDonald’s employee.

But I digress.

So today my colleague Hairy Monkey decided that he should engage the services of a personal trainer. I was glad because then I could focus on moi without his constant yammering. But this post is not about going to bore you with the details of my very intense iron-pumping, treadmill hitting etc session. The interesting bit happens after the workout when Hairy Monkey and I are melting in the Steam Room.

Horses sweat
Men perspire
Women glow

So while we were melting and trying to breathe in the thickly humid air (so humid, you could carve a slice of moisture out of the air with a knife) Hairy Monkey made a very interesting observation.

“Hey you need to shave your pubic hair. It’s poking out of your trunks. Maybe you can get a bikini wax?”

This coming from Hairy Monkey (guess why I call him that) made me very upset. I’m off to the pharmacy to purchase the latest in hair removal products later this evening.

All you idiots who msg’ed me to laugh - HAIRY MONKEY WAS JOKING, DUH…

Ok so after that we shower and I’m standing in the nude in the middle of the men’s changing room (this seems to be the culture at the gym. There doesnt seem to be any gay men so we’re comfortable doing this). Suddenly this dude walks in (fully clothe) and stops to stare at me in shock.

Turns out he is the ex-dealer from the bank I consult for. So shy - he had to recognize me in the nude. There I am in my birthday suit and he has to walk in and recognize me and say hi. Can you imagine the situation this man is in. The only direction he can look at is at the ceiling because he doesnt want to point his eyes at my nether regions.

Whatta day.

The photo above was taken by me. Who says I suck at photography?

this is like one of the most hilarious days FOR YOU! hwahahahhahahahha!!!

i cant imagine u gng for brazillian wax

DAMN nude??? Ok this happens in the female side also..but not entirely nude. We don’t need to go to a nude beach. Just go to the gym changing room hehehe.

Oh yes, get an epilator yeah? those electric one. They grow back slower and less ingrowns! *grin*

powerpuff > brazillian is the one where they take everfuckinlutelything off right?

evie > yeah we lounge around naked and laugh at each other’s penises.

I think he was just jealous of your iron wang =P
bikini wax??!!… man you are brave !

What a bold comment. I have no idea men actually shave. And that they compare sizes too, if not your hairy monkey won’t look at you. SexY!

The pic sucks.. no content, no background, no foreground. The pic doesn’t convey any information. heh heh

brazillian wax means a kinda of bikini wax.. yah probably clean ..

what’s so funny about penis?

the mere imagination of both men or women having their private parts waxed by other people is really ….nasty. I like the men’s nether regions pooh-bear style.

Which gym did u go to?

I seldom see full nudity in the female changing room. I thought men are ususally comfortable with nudity. Like public swimming pool, the bathrooms have no doors, right? Male toilets are fitted with urinals, should be more than enough dosage of *erm sightings. The local men went through army training, they have seen enough full monty. *hiak hiak

Men don’t shave, unless they are called “David Beckham”.

Picolo > Iron wang looked more like a shriveled banana after the steam room

Ping > Only porn stars shave to make their wangs appear to be longer.

Mandrake > the pic says “This Toy Kills The Enemy”

Powerpuff > suposed to rip evreything out by the roots

Darren > To us not funny lah - we look at it everyday

Aneki > What is pooh-bear style?

Moxie > Fitness First. We’re comfortable unless such a situation documented above arises.

Idler > Or Ron Jeremy