Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Requiem For A Dream

Here is a dream I had last night:

I am standing in the middle of a white room browsing through the classifieds. A lovely woman who resembles Gong Li walks up and asks me what I’m looking for in the papers.

I reply “I’m looking for happiness”

“But happiness cannot be bought”

“Yes it can, but you have to find it”

Then the dream shifts into a strange sequence consisting of me and the strange lady visiting apartments and walk-up houses to speak to arab-looking women wearing purdahs. Each of them sells me a small piece of happiness, which I gladly buy with coins from ancient china (the type with holes in the middle).

Gong Li says to me “You still lack one more piece to complete your happiness”

And then the damn alarm clock rings and wakes me up. So I never got the last piece of happiness.

Now for the strangest part. When I left the house this morning, I found a chinese coin atthe car park. The very same type I used in my dream.

here is an excerpt of a poem from an ancient taoist poet circa Tang Dynasty

Chuang Tzu dreamed that he was a butterfly.
All day long, he floated on the breeze
Without a thought of who he was or where he was going.

When he awoke, Chuang Tzu became confused.
“Am I a Man”, he thought, “who dreamed that I was a butterfly?
Or am I butterfly, dreaming that I am a man?

It’s a calling. Go buy lottery.

you mean buy a toto ticket because today is Thurs?

no cuz u dreamt of money. Now got any special busplate/car number in the dream? SHARE!

New lucky coin. Doesn’t your dream sounds more like a collection that has been happening to you lately?

You can probably quote “Gong Li”’s measurements in the dream and buy Toto. Lol.

Hmmm I didnt see any numbers in the dream. Maybe I can buy Gong Li’s 36-24-36 measurements.

screw the money, just give me gong li.

Or give me the money to screw Gong Li.

Gong Li is not a whore. She’s the most beautiful woman on this earth.

Mandrake is a whore. hah. Hmm..she is beautiful :) This shows that Asian women look better when they’re older. Her Western counterparts are all wrinkly and freckled already.

Yes, I say women looks better when they are older! Espeically when they are in their 30s. Some really age gracefully, which what every woman wants, right? right?

Ar.. Evie. Now don’t you look forward to getting older? lol.

I’m still 17 lor. Thanks.

that’s because asian skin and caucasian skin is different. We dont tend to wrinkle.

But then asian women lack bone structure and definition plus are disadvantaged in bra sizes.

Men are only interested in boobs.

Evie: Didn’t you say women look better as they age?

Boobs are nice..

shit mandrake went into the boob trance

ping: Remember our push-up conversations? =D I don’t think we exactly lack in the boobies aspect thank god.

Thank god too!

Why is Mandrake thanking god too? Hmm”? I see that he’s relieved.

mandrake is a dirty OLD fart. back off!

How did my dream about Gong Li become some discussion about tits!!!!! WTF!!!

Cos’ you have a friend who is constantly in the boob trance. Haha.

But Gong Li has no tits, right right?

She does!! *smacks* pervert.

caleb, you are butterfly.

I wonder how a woman with no tits looks like. Never seen such monster.

Maybe Mandrake only has eyes for a Z cup. 0_0!

Got Z cup meh?

I don’t know. I just wanted to make it sound limitless. Won’t you be glad if there’s Z cup?

eh there is Z cup!! I saw it on a flash clip before…they ranged from A to Z. They look like watermelons

eee.. I dun like.. I am happy with a B or C.

you bunch of monkeys!!!

29 posts later and stil on the topic of tits!!!

Boobies make my world go round. The rounder the better..

oh gosh caleb u better close comments on this post or Mandrake will go bonkers!

*nods* Before Mandrake loses control of his sanity.

Even the two coins look like boobs.. :P