Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Here we go or ‘The Flawed Logic Of Cowboy Caleb’

After work today, SD is driving me to go view a Celica Gt4 2.0 Turbo. It’s going cheap, so that may be my next set of wheels.

I predict the tribe will smash it to pieces in 3 months.

A newly single man has to have an outlet for his aggressions. What better way to unleash his unbridled man spunk then to drive in fast cars at ridiculous speeds while listening to gangster rap and endangering the lives of innocent pedestrians. Oh yeah baby, yeah. Also with a Celica, I can find a marketing/sales/PR/journalist girlfriend.

Or I could just buy a Chevrolet Optra and find a new accountant/auditor/teacher girlfriend. Also not a bad idea.

SEXY!!!
how much ?

Heheh I’ll tell you later after I negotiate it.

Definitely a man thing, yes?!

Chevrolet Optra screams “PAPA I WANT MY DIAPERS CHANGED!!”

That’s not good.

the celica screams high fuel consumption and riduculous insurance premiums.

phewww witttt nice car! *DROOLS*

..this post screams ” I have a small wang and need a car to make up for it !” At least get the Celica in red. But babe, I’d date ya even if you had just a bicycle (but you pedal…)

tickle me > fwah, long time no see.

Aneki > Baby you can drive my car (beep beep beep beep yeahhh).