Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Love Your Enemy

I think Jesus really meant it literally when he asked us to ‘love our enemies’.

So how can this mind-boggling feat be possible without subjugating your mind to severe trauma? I know several people out there who would rather dip their head in a vat of boiling oil then love their enemies. SD in particular vehemently hates several people and would rather drive off a cliff then to have to love them.

So here is my solution - name your pets after your enemies.

I have an enemy named Lawrence and another named Mike.

So if I were to purchase a dog/lizard/hamster in the near future, I know what its name will be.

You are supposed to love your pet right? Since your pet has the same name as your enemy, the walls of hatred crumble slowly but surely.

Alright, everybody go buy a pet now, and you’ll definitely score brownie points with Jesus.

Amen.

hey…when I hate certain people, they are usually the really fucked-up scum of the earth kind…why should I love them??!! So they can take advantage of me? rape my wife? climb on my head and shit on it? hell no!

I see that you hate us.. hmm..

SD > dude, you hate ppl for no reason at all.

Mandrake > Mandrake the hamster gets no dinner tonight!

“SD > dude, you hate ppl for no reason at all.”
give me one good example to support your statement..or else…

man I must start saving up, cause I have a whole list of people… some I don’t even know their name… like the SOB who cut me off on the road yesterdat… damn sob!!

Picolo… try naming the ants.. dun think you can run out.. I am already at Caleb132