Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Farking Moron

I woke up late this morning. Was really hungry so didnt have time for a slow cereal breakfast. To compensate for this, I made this delicious turkey breast with cheese and lettuce sandwich. It was magnificent. Even Dagwood Bumstead would be proud of me. Additionally, turkey breasts costs like 4 bucks for 3 thin slices but tastes great. I only buy it every now and then. A good sandwich is a warm sanwich, so I place it into the microwave for 2 mins.

Then I leave the house but forget to take the sandwich.

I’m suck a farking moron. Arrrghghhg!

ahahahahah silly cow. :P
btw how can you say that its delicious without tasting it.

Icky > turkey breast leh! Same sandwich sold at places like starbucks for 8 bucks.

hahahahaa omg. turkey sandwiches *drooools*

give me ur house keys, i’ll collect em.

just buy one.. you get paid heaps anyway right ?

picolo > I’m saving for a rolls-royce. So then how?

ROFL. I suppose it should taste better than Subway’s?

so how does it taste like now? any better than Ares’ home cooked food? heh.

evie > my sandwiches are so good, you get an orgasm when you bite into one.

whore > hehehe havent tasted her food yet.

Just buy from subway! drop ya namecard and ya get a subway card 10% or 15% discount. fucking cheap if ya ask me. fer a super turkey sandwich with veggie and not just cheese