Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Proof of Insanity

Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only mad person in the world. Could it be that everybody else is insane and I’m sane which would make me insane since one of these kids is doing his own thing.

Proof of Insanity #1
I’m continually suspicious of my gf. She is currently on a short business trip. In my mind, she’s gone on a holiday to breakup with her lover which could probably be a colleague or her customer. Of course there is no evidence to support this. Plus I know how she spends her time and money. Yet my mind continues to construct such nonsense to keep me awake at night.

Proof of Insanity #2
I suspect my friends have more fun when I’m not around. In my absence, suddenly the sun comes out and everybody throws exciting parties with magic ponies and strippers. When I walk into the room, all the good stuff magically disappears and people pretend to be doing something else.

Proof of Insanity #3
When people get depressed, they go into a room and don’t come out. When I feel depressed I try to get somebody to accompany me (misery loves company). In fact nothing scares me worse then loneliness. When I get happy, that’s when I want to be alone.

Proof of Insanity #4
I have a blog.

#1 - Not true. It happens to completely sane people, coupled with the fact that some gfs of 21st century do flirt around. A fren of mind sleeps around, but still tells me how much she loves her bf.

#2 - Quite true. A baseless assumption.

#3 - Hence you get #2.

#4 - Yet to be proven scientifically.

I’m not convinced heh

*pats* take care.

*** karate kicks evie ***

#4 might be true and more and more people go insane. About 4 years ago I first came across the thing called blog, by that time I must have been normal cause I thought that is an insane thing to do.

aneki > I agree with you. Bloggers are all loony. Anybody with a blog should be a candidate for psychiatrict treatment.

*choke slams caleb* evil you.

I am NOT LOONY!!… and I have the certificate to prove it =)

evie > you can’t do that. My karate kick removed your head from your shoulders

picolo > lol, your sailing cert issit?