Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Goodbye Old, Hello New

Spent most of tonight trying to finish the new layout. Initial effort looked like this. It was pretty frustrating at first because I couldnt find a template that I liked because Mandrake had found and used the only template I thought was cool.

So after awhile, I decided to stop being lazy and delved into the inner workings of Wordpress (our new tool to blog with). After realizing there wasn’t any rocket science involved, managed to come up with this layout here.

Anyway, my site now has a new title. It was previously named (in chronological order):
1) My Kungfu is stronger then your Kungfu
2) I defy The Odds
3) Tat Tvam Asi
4) Cowboy Caleb’s Journal of Self-loathing & Despair
4.1) The God Named Iamme
5) A Journal
6) Otherwise Interesting

Now it’s called ‘A Gonzo Journal’ because I plan to blog in the style of the school of gonzo, whatever that means.

In Other News

I had cornflakes for dinner, because I was too lazy to walk out and buy a decent meal (yes, I lied to you Sera, please spank me). Spent the whole day contemplating looking for a new job because there are no challenges in my current job - only paperwork and red-tape.

Had a good time practicing my sms-kungfu with a charming lady later in the night. Here’s an snippet of our exchange:

caleb: imagine u are in a gorilla suit with no underwr n sweat alot. it itches
slutt: u r wearing an iron sumo kit watching tv, covered in cornflakes. U r sweating
caleb: beads of sweat slide off yr armpit hair. U r wearing a sleeveless blouse on a train.
slutt: wld u like to meet my cute n single 26yr old sister?

Obviously she reads my gonzo journal and will pulverize me tomorrow. Muahahah.

eh..current one looks nice what…why change? drop a bit shadow at the edge, whoaa… nice!

This pedantic person thinks that in between “CC’s journal of self-loathing and despair” and “Tat Tvam Asi” your journal may have been called “A God named Iamme” or something like that as I recall. But I am not sure. Maybe I dreamed that cause I don’t think there is a god like this.

More important question… did you agree in meeting the 26yr old sister? and if so, is she wang-able?

I like the layout. The very “in-your-face” header is excellent. Nice job. :)

darren > fwah drop shadow? Let me see if I have the stamina to continue changing the template tonight. Them CSS are not very forgiving.

Aneki > You’re right! I totally forgot. Anyway we’re all potential gods (refer to http://liquidblade.com ) so the god named ‘I Am Me’ is very apt.

Picolo > Dont know about the 26yr old sister, but her recommending sister is also quite yummy and very available. Unfortunately she’s a raving loony.

Ross > Thanks, I like the pic of a train arriving at the station as well.

I say go for both sisters !!!…everymans dream!!

Picolo > dude!!!! stoppit!!! I dont want to get blue balls at work!!!

*** must resist… hot erotic lesbo action threesome images *****

and blue balls is just what you deserve for thinking that !!! what is it with guys and sister-lesbo fantasies !? From a sister point of view I can say that my twin is the last person i wanna have sex with, it is the worst form of incest. and guys who dared to ask i there could be something going on get two high heels where it hurts most >:O
My worst memory is from a drinking game at a party where i had to kiss my sister. I almost died from disgust and had to rinse my moth with vodka a lot.

Gads, I forgot you had a twin sister.

Ok no offence intended. It’s just that that’s one of the damned fantasies promoted by Playboy Mag, and ingrained into male heads all over the world.

** hangs head in shame **

haha nope you’d have to try way harder to offend me. You in for a threesome with your little brother and a girl ? Same thing I guess hehehehe

ok, all this talk of incest just made my wang shrink 3 centimeters.

Aneki, whats your twin sister like?

same like me..almost. a bit shorter, a bit thinner, a lot whiter but black hair. and arms covered with tattoos.

now that’s something you dont see in asia everyday - a woman with tatoos on her arms.

How about your tatoo’s, aneki?

Yeah, most asian women likes have it on their shoulders, hips area

I only have my son’s name tattooed on my giant biceps. I am thinking about making it totally retro by adding heart and dagger and a drip of blood hehe. My childhood friend’s dad had that and back then I already thought it’s sooo cool.

that’s very cool. Post a pic when you get it done ok?

Heh, interesting.. its so totally retro..

wonder if you can tatoo your wang, mandrake.

well the tattoo itself is already there, name and ornament, but no heart (yet). but I am so undecided, who knows when i do it.