Apparently men aged 18-34 have evolved beyond the reach of conventional advertising like television beacause they spend their time doing other things like surfing the web, playing video games and downloading shite.
So true. These days, I tend to ignore television (cant even remember the last time I watched it) and general advertisements.
I buy products based […]
Takhisis couldnt get free tickets for ‘House of the Flying Daggers’ so we got tickets for ‘I, Robot’ instead. After a quick meal of pizza and a taco, we hopped into the cinema.
To tell you the truth, I had very very low expectations with regards with this movie, which is an adaptation of a short […]
First off, you may not like my review of this book if you have already read it and loved it just like the many other people who have made it a best-seller and the Whitbread Book of the Year.
So don’t proceed if you loved it.
Jean is blogging again. Now she wears a headscarf. Good reads.
This woman wrote in 50k word novel in one blog post (not Jean lah).
Preparing for emergencies - what you need to know.
More proof we done right by moving to Flickr. Thank me, you ungrateful baboons.
Lazy French Froggie
You can buy a gun, but not a dildo […]
Evie has joined in some contest on Channel 8 that I don’t really understand because most of it is in mandarin and I can’t read mandarin. Anyway, I registered as a member so I could vote for her. I think it is a beauty contest for students or something.
Anyway I am still trying to vote […]
Here is how women categorize men when it comes to picking a mate
1) Job (doctor, professor, lawyer)
2) Height (tall, short)
3) Size (athletic, muscular, skinny)
4) Wallet (rich, poor)
5) Personality (rebel, funny, wuss)
6) Car
7) House-owner
And now here is how men categorize women
1) A, C, D Cup
2) Bum
3) Bedroom proficiency/creativity
4) Face
5) Size (skinny, fat, pear-shaped)
What do you think?
Last night had FishieChipies and Erdinger’s at Charlie’s with Takhisis. Actually wanted to go to the Fisherman’s Village but missed the turn and wound up here instead.
Later we went over to Blooie’s at Siglap for another round of drinks. Dunno what happened to that photo. Maybe the MMS got lost in the air somewhere over […]
Blogbox is very cool! Who wants to try the mp3 blog player first?
Power Rangers!
Disney Land 1986 Photoalbum - cool!
Proof horny young men are not rational
My office needs to review this
Stuff Magazine visits Porn School (SFW)
I am glad this isnt my dentist
Only in Norway
Only in Croatia
This guy deserves it
Malaysians (where I come from) are so cute.
A bunch of them went hungry for 30 hours camping at some place and Darren was one of them.
So cute right? I mean even in Singapore where the girls are constantly dieting, they dun have a diet camp at some public place and hundreds of women turn up.
I […]
If you can only afford one DVD this month, I suggest you get Donnie Darko - The Director’s Cut.
Boy is crazy
Boy has imaginary 6 foot tall bunny as a friend
Bunny saves Boy
Boy meets Girl
Bunny teaches Boy time-travel
Mayhem
Themes of female infidelity shake me to the core. I watched this movie sometime ago in silent terror. Back then I was unemployed and could identify with the protagonist.
Hallo Mrs Wang,
I must say your blog rawks. When I found out you were married to a chinese chap I thought you were chinese. Then I found out and went like wow! There no couples like you and your hubby in Sillypore that I know of.
Let’s be imaginary friends!
Caleb
After work today, I popped over to see LMD about my middle finger (it has a callus from lifting weights). She subjected me to some strange lotion then filed the dead skin using a huge nail file. When that failed, she then used a clipper and snipped away at the dead skin.
Now instead of a […]
Dearly beloved,
We have all been infected by the tunesmiths known as Maroon 5. The Syndicate of Sound has posted the live and acoustic version of She Will Be Loved. Oh no… another version of that song that wont get out of your head.
I loves it anyways.
Download by way of The Syndicate of Sound
AngryBeaver and mine Bday Bash 2004 (organized and sponsored by SD) was held at Labrador Park from 8pm until the cops told everybody to leave somewhere in the wee hours of the morning.
I’m lifting you up
I’m letting you down
I’m dancing til dawn
I’m fooling around
I’m not giving up
This is a most excellent song. I must say Maroon 5 is the best band to have come along for a long long time. This song has highs and lows that appeal and addict at the same time.
Download by way of […]
Last night, went to the pub for drinks with my landlord. By the time SD arrived, he was already very silly by way of Victoria Bitter. I was fine because I decided to stop after one large mug of Hoegaarden.
SD goes:
Wah lau, I see your landlord is the latest victim of Calebism
What’s that?
Everyone you come […]
Sorry… AngryBeaver and I will be having a small party for a few close friends. Cannot invite the rest of you because we plan to get sloshed. When the two of us get sloshed, even ye gods run for cover.
Click on more to see the most excellent bday invitation that SD came up with
Today during lunchtime, SD drove me and Mandrake to Sim Lim Tower because I wanted to buy a handphone for my brother’s bday.
The handphone shops at Sim Lim Tower sell cheaper phones without having to signup for a contract. They also have export sets (which have no warranties and have boxes covered in taiwanese or […]
DJs defensive against Ipod assault
The iPod has become a radio station-in-a-pocket that pumps out thousands of songs, at random, from your very own personal hit parade.
No bad songs. No DJ chatter. No commercials.
I don’t buy this. If you lose your listeners, it means your radio show sucks.
I listen to Gold 90.5FM - the […]
Download I Am Ready For Love by Counting Crows
This is a haunting song with a simple piano melody.
‘Nuff said. Go download.
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
2004 Results
trfsysy
Wow, how do I find such crappy things to read that make me laugh?
She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp’s tail . . . though the term “love affair” now struck her as a […]
Download She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
I was so pissed with Judas that I decided to go shopping with SD and Mandrake after work today. The 2 monkeys kept playing the song She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 on the way to Takashimaya. I think it’s one of those songs that grows on […]
Just now Judas came over and spouts crap so fragrant that even the lilies would wilt
Got an sms from K who is currently in Paris.
Hallo. Are you married yet. I am well. BB.
It’s good to be sitting still,
And it’s good to be running wild,
And it’s good to be by yourself alone
Or with another child.
And whether the child’s grown up,
Or whether the child is small,
So long as it really is a Child
It doesn’t matter at all.
SD has ordered me every single Milly-Molly-Mandy book in the series for my […]
But you were there, and you were everything I’d never seen.
You woke me up from this long and endless sleep.
I was alone.
I opened my eyes and you were there
One of my fav mushy-wushy songs. Always need to listen to it whenever I like somebody. Really nice vocal and guitar work here.
Download You Were There by […]
Can somebody clarify this for me?
Is the babe on the current issue of FHM
1) Ase Wang
2) Angelica Lee (of ‘The Eye’ fame)
My nose still doesnt know who it is bleeding for leh….
And I don’t really want to fork out SGD6.90 for a magazine of fully-clothed babes.
The eldest male grandchild is now sat at the right hand of the patriarch, whom is defered to by everybody as ‘Chia Kong’ (Hakka for ‘Eldest of the house’). He has the privelage to pour him beer and serve him food. In exchange, the patriatch will now defer all his decisions-making abilities to his […]
Ok, I don’t want the iPod. Too exepensive.
Here is my very gay Amazon Wishlist. I do so very much desire the Milly-Molly-Mandy book.
Download Change by Blind Melon
I don’t feel the sun’s coming out today….
It’s staying in….. It’s gonna find another way
As I sit here in this misery
I don’t think I’ll ever know, oh Lord
See the sun from here
Last night I discovered a new site called Flickr. Very cool because it allows you to share your photos, blog about them and best of all (refer to pic above) provides an IM client to let you chat while doling out pics (refer to pic above).
What is really cool is you can actually add notes […]
Later this month, my birthday comes once again. What do I want for my birthday?
Nothing really. I want all my friends to be healthy and happy. To grow old with me and have many more good years. For all mankind to get along. To end the genocide in Sudan.
Screw it all - just […]
New category - Muzik. I’ll be uploading mp3’s I like for you to download. After a week or two, I will remove them. So get them while they are available.
It’s raining again. How grey the skies are. Reminds me of this song called Another Rainy Night by Queensryche.
Download it here
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